Favorite Disney Ride Quotes???

[disneygal6568]

I'm interested to hear your favorite Disney World Quotes! It can be from a ride or a song, anything related to Walt Disney World. You MUST include who said it and what attraction/song.

My favs include:
1. "I will take a nap for 200." ~Ellen, Ellen's Energy Adventure
2. "Hello Humans!" ~Mike, Monster's Inc Laugh Floor
3. "Some imagination, huh?"~Mickey, Fantasmic
4. "Seeing an increase in lateral forces? Sure Am!" Host (and Hostess), Test Track

 

[Galen_50]

"Dead men tell no tales"-Pirates of the Carribian

 

[jeepwreck]

"Por favor, mantenganse alejado de las puertas" - monorail

 

[madalex]

"Trust me. What could go wrong?" - Dinosaur.

 

[windi622]

"There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, shining at the end of every day" - Carousel of Progress

 

[windi622]

Oooh, also "Not our Dino" - from Dinosaur
Everytime we're waiting for a Disney bus, and it's not the one we're looking for, we say "not our dino". Now my 3 year old nephew says "is that our dino?" while we're waiting for our Disney bus.

 

[Kiwini]

"For ages, these rotting holds have kept their secret treasures, safeguarded by silent sentinels of the deep. Man-eating sharks."
Captain Nemo - 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, and before that
The Captain - Submarine Voyage

"Come back... come back... don't forget your death certificate."
Ghost Hostess - Haunted Mansion

 

[grandfloluver]

"This here's the wildest ride in the wilderness!"-Big Thunder Mountain

 

[jennad4]

"Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow."

 

[bouncycat]

"we about bounced right out of the ride" Tigger, Winne the Pooh!

 

[Disneymommy2006]

Love this...there are so many!!!!
"So you're looking for a laughing place...ahhh...we'll show you a laughing place!" Splash Mt

 

[JimS4210]

"Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow."

Ding, ding... We have a winner!

 

[JimS4210]

How about this one...

"Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as if you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room actually stretching?" - Your Ghost Host/Haunted Mansion

 

[B&WMickey]

"Hello Humans!" ~Mike, Monster's Inc Laugh Floor

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[redshoepaul]

"Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow."

This as well as basically just about everything on Dinosaur. and HELLO HUMAAAAAAANS!

 

[Alice-in-wonder]

How about this one...

"Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as if you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room actually stretching?" - Your Ghost Host/Haunted Mansion

Love this!!!!

 

[Hooked On The Mouse]

"Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host-your ghost host."

 

[palmtreelover08]

"six it be- six bottles of rum" from the tall scurvey pirate to the right of the bridge on Pirates ride-

 

[kbelle8995]

Maelstrum "Back, Back over the falls."

Enchanted Tiki Room "The Gods have been angered by all the Celebratin."

Also one from the past "You do have wings. You can do all these things."

 

[GoHerbie]

"Welcome to the happiest cruise that ever sailed." - entrance sign to It's a small world (pretend the sign can talk, then it's a quote).