"What's your father going to say? I'll tell you what he's going to say, he'll say he's gonna kill him some crab!" (Probably not quoted completely correctly)
I love to wander around saying, "Mike Wazowski!"
My husband uses, "Pirate" to excuse everything he does.
Barbossa: "Thank you, Jack"
Jack: "You're welcome."
Barbossa: "Not you. We named the monkey Jack."
"Mister Cotton's Parrot!"
My daughter torments Jack impersonators by saying, "You're a marked man, Jack Sparrow!"
"Trusssssst in me!"
Now I've got Everybody Wants to Be a Cat going through my head, but I adore a song I saw in a sing-a-long, "Orange you gonna squeeze me, 'neath the mellow yellow moon, so I can lose the red with anger, green with envy, purple passionate bluuuuuuues."