Fast Pass enforcement

Oh, my list is mostly facetious. Many of these are dependent on common courtesy, which is of course not as common as it used to be. Enforcement of any of them, however, is mostly a silly exercise.

I've been telling the internet that it needs to emphasize sarcasm a little better but it's not listening to me. :rolleyes:
 
I've been hearing about a lot of pull-behind wheeled bags, cases, and coolers slipping through when they're not supposed to be allowed.

Yep, I lost count at 50-some over this past weekend. They're everywhere! Didn't impact my trip in any way, but I thought it was interesting that that particular no-no wasn't being enforced in the slightest.


I actually saw a whole lotta enforcement going on the past few weeks.

*ID to use an AP for free parking
*Heavy security at the Poly on the 4th: beyond no cars allowed without confirmed dining/resort reservations, friends were told they couldn't take the monorail from the MK to the Poly, nor could they walk from the TTC.
*Serious bag checking... by a few security guards, not all. The one who squeezed my glasses case so hard he broke my glasses comes to mind. :headache:
*No beverages anywhere near the pool or water at waterparks. Including water.
*No running. "NO RUNNING!!!"
 
:)Cutting in line and flash photography in dak rides need to be addressed. It would be fairly easy to do. I hate being told by a group of about 7 -10 people, "Oh, were just joining our party." while I have been standing in line for 45 minutes. It is especially annoying at Soarin'. All it would take is a CM at the end of the line to stop people who move past the end.

I also think that if a trip to WDW is to celebrate a special event (birthday, anniversary, etc.) then I don't care if you wear your button for the whole trip. JMHO.
 

I would change this one to "Only wear a Birthday button once a year". When we went in October (my birth month) we were not there for my actual birth DAY. So I chose a alternate day to celebrate my birthday. I only wore my pin on that day.

Some people want to celebrate at WDW but can't travel on their actual birthday.

I know what you mean though. I've read trip reports where 3 people with birthday's 6 months apart are all wearing their birthday pins every day of the trip.

We're going 18 days after my birthday (in my birthday month) and I will definitely wear a pin, but ONLY for one day, the day I am "celebrating" my birthday.
 
7. No non-monorail resort guests on the resort monorail.

Nope not going to agree with this one. We often park at TTC, take the resort Monorail to an ADR at a Resort (breakfast at Chef Mickey's for example) then take the resort monorail again to MK for the day. Or would you rather we parked at the resort for the day?

I have never seen a rule that it is just for resort guests. (Correct me if I am wrong).
 
7. No non-monorail resort guests on the resort monorail.

Nope not going to agree with this one. We often park at TTC, take the resort Monorail to an ADR at a Resort (breakfast at Chef Mickey's for example) then take the resort monorail again to MK for the day. Or would you rather we parked at the resort for the day?

I have never seen a rule that it is just for resort guests. (Correct me if I am wrong).

See my earlier post where I mention the word "facetious".

There are posters who favor some of these positions, astoundingly.
 
No line cutting and no diaper changing on restaurant tables. That being said I don't think Disney cares. Disney has gotten a little like Walmart. Show up without shoes? That's ok as long as you spend your money here. Shop in your underwear? Just be sure to use your Walmart charge.
 
2. No loitering around FP queue entrances.
3. No walking 8-abreast down the middle of Fantasyland.


I totally support these two!:thumbsup2
 
No taking kids out of line to go potty . . .they hold it or they learn to live with embarrassment.

Anyone with strollers must pass a user test prior to entry.

Anyone who can't figure out the finger scanners will be removed BANNED.

Free ice water? Sure, there's a hose out back.

No splitting CS meals if you are on the DDP.

Complaining about using both sides of the register or FP users. . .BANNED

No more busses to DTD. PERIOD

Asking bus drivers for advice. . .BANNED

Calling WDW the "Happiest Place on Earth". . .drink a gallon of water from 7 Seas Lagoon.

Taking any of my items serious. . .


You guessed it. . .

BANNED.

Now, any bets on how many people react to my first point?
 
If there's one thing that could really improve my WDW trips, it's stricter rules. I really like to be bossed around as much as possible.
 
Anyone with strollers must pass a user test prior to entry.

Easy! To earn your Magical Stroller Operations Permit, simply complete 500 laps on the Tomorrowland Speedway without (1) hitting the rails or (2) bumping into another vehicle or (3) stopping in the middle of the "road" for no apparent reason.

And since your health and comfort are of the utmost importance, free water will be available (to testing parties only, with RFID-enabled Resort IDs).
 
47. Anyone using flash photography in a dark ride will be automatically sentenced to three hours of consecutive rides on it's a small world for the first offense, and six hours on the second? (Automatic double sentence for using flash photography during your punishment rides, of course.)

That would be awesome. :thumbsup2

I would defiantly like to see some enforcement for the "NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY"! :mad:
 












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