How many euphemisms for fart can one thread produce?
Let's count the ones used so far:
release the pressure
fluff
air biscuit
silent but deadly
squeekers
bomb
Do I have a "pooter" anyone?
How many euphemisms for fart can one thread produce?
Let's count the ones used so far:
release the pressure
fluff
air biscuit
silent but deadly
squeekers
bomb
Do I have a "pooter" anyone?
My brother is the worst when it comes to farts. One night he farted in bed and blamed it on the cat. His wife jumped under the covers to get away from the smell of the cat. She quickly realized it was him and that she had just dutch ovened HERSELF!!!!
No, it was Lara! And Nutty....You know your the queen of farts!
I forgot the link... http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1766720 BTW...GasX helps My brother is the worst when it comes to farts. One night he farted in bed and blamed it on the cat. His wife jumped under the covers to get away from the smell of the cat. She quickly realized it was him and that she had just dutch ovened HERSELF!!!!
This is hilarious. I have to add my horried fart experience. I was at work and the lady who was filling up the cookie display in the cafeteria bent over and literally farted right in my face. Everyone just sort of looked it was so loud. I dropped my tray and there was corn all over the floor. I will never ever forget that embarrassing episode of being farted upon.
ok I have to stop reading this thread.. I am cracking up again and this is a conversation with me and my 3yo dd. 
This is hilarious. I have to add my horried fart experience. I was at work and the lady who was filling up the cookie display in the cafeteria bent over and literally farted right in my face. Everyone just sort of looked it was so loud. I dropped my tray and there was corn all over the floor. I will never ever forget that embarrassing episode of being farted upon.
Eeeewwwww Oh who am I trying to kid. If I need to let one go and no one's around me I'll let it go. Well, this particular night several months ago now, I was lying in bed and had the covers pulled up to my neck. I really had to fart but didn't want take the covers off because it was cold. So I let it go. My wife was out of the room at the time and so I didn't think anything of it. I knew it was a bad one, but thought all was ok when I heard her coming down the hall because I couldn't smell it any longer. My wife walks into the room and stops dead in her tracks. She got this look on her face and turned around and left. When she came back she was armed with a can of airspray. I have yet to live that one down.
Belle: Why are you laughing?
Me: Because someone farted
Belle: Someone farted?
Me: Yes, on the computer
Belle: Did you see her Butt
Me
I am not 100% sure what this is, but I think my DS does it, judging by the spots in his underwear!
Yesterday as I got up from the chair my ankle popped. I said, "ouch!" and DD6 said "whats wrong?". I told her my ankle popped and she said "my butts been popping all day!"
