I see where you are coming from and I have done a few "eyebrow raising things" on my trips to WDW too. They are...........
1. As an adult sit on the tiny stone wall in front of the stage.
2. Walk right in front of the doors on Dinosaur and Rock n Rollercoaster even if there is only one inch of space in between the door and the family that is already standing there.
3. Move into the row on the theater shows and then stand on the chair and let people go ahead of me so that the family that made me move around them at the beginning of the row now has to sit at the end.
4. Move in front of the children standing near the curb at parades and sit down on the curb in front of them saying I hope you don't mind....it's easier for a child to say " it's ok...then an adult".
5. Say at the top of my voice..."I didn't know you could use refillable mugs from another resort here!"
6. Use my pockets if everything doesn't fit into the Mr. PotatoeHead box.
I'm sorry I just had to.........