EYE CANDY!! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW and WILL...come share your pics

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

I took the quiz on talklikeapirate.com and here are my results.
You are ...
Th' Cabin Boy/Galley Wench
(take yer pick)
Profile: You, me hearty, are an activist! You will not only change the world, you will make a dyed-in-the-wool Pirate dream of you in a sheep costume. You are the embodiment of the love that dare not hoist its sail! Ahoy thar! You could make a two-patch Pirate turn his head - but then he or she would lose sleep over it and what good would that do anyone? An innovator, you are WAY ahead of your time - and everyone else's. You are sensitive and artsy-fartsy. You say things like, "artsy-fartsy" but there is always a slight giggle in your voice when you say it - like Paul Lynde or Ellen DeGeneress delivering a staggering punch line on Hollywood Squares. Speaking of "punching" the only "punching" you need to worry about is punching up that outfit with some accessories - say, a little bandana and some glass beads. You're not the Pirate we want in a fight, but we want you there for the crying game that follows! You go, girl. Or boy. Whichever you prefer today.
here's the link if you want to take the quiz
test

 

[Blueberry]

This be me in this here Pirate Quiz....hopin I am good enough to sail with me Captain at least...

Pirate, 2nd Class
Profile: Do you remember the last time you took a chance? I do. It was when you decided to leave the security of your mother's womb and headed for the bright light. It's time to head for the next bright light, my friend. Creativity is not your strong suit. You are good at doing what you are told to do and that, in itself, is a gift. It's not a gift to you, mind you, but rather a gift to those who will be there to tell you what to do. You like long walks on the beach and cuddling, but would never admit that to your pirate pals who think you are okay but can't always remember your name. Tapioca pudding seems a bit extreme for a fellow such as yourself, what with all the bumps and stuff. It's a good thing you are on a pirate ship, otherwise, you would be walking because you are positively pedestrian. Have a nice day.

Hmmm..I do like cuddling and long walks on the beach....

Thanks Tara...a fun Pirate Quiz...

 

[Blueberry]

Aye the code! Even me jr. wenches be talkin pirate today!!

Aye, it never be too soon fer jr pirate wenches to be learnin pirate talk..

 

[TxDisneyFan]

Aye, me hearties...I be sittin and a'stewin at home waiting on that blasted Sears repairman (it's so hard to find a good crew these days). The cursed refrigerator has died on me and I'm a hopin' to get the bloody thing fixed.

The deadline be upon us. At noon the customer service center will be a gettin' me call - AVAST! WHERE BE THAT REPAIRMAN? What say you?

Where's the rum? I be needin' a drink. Savvy?

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

Where's the rum? I be needin' a drink. Savvy?

Aye, the rum!

 

[Poohbear123]

"But it was a headless horseman"

That was sooo funny, can anyone tell me what happened the LAST hour, I had to leave, and didn't get back in time to see the ending... Was it a Headless Horseman, or someone else?

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

That was sooo funny, can anyone tell me what happened the LAST hour, I had to leave, and didn't get back in time to see the ending... Was it a Headless Horseman, or someone else?

Yes, it was the headless horseman.
Ooops...i mean..... Aye, it be the headless horseman!

And since today be the day for talking like a pirate.....I be confessin to an act of true piracy.

I be watchin our Cap'n in POTC: COtBP right now, and when it be over....I be watchin our Cap'n in POTCMC. In case ye wenches be wonderin how this booty landed in me hands....I be tellin.....It was a little birdy that sent it to me...perhaps it was Mr. Cotton's parrot.

 

[Poohbear123]

Yes, it was the headless horseman.
Ooops...i mean..... Aye, it be the headless horseman!

And since today be the day for talking like a pirate.....I be confessin to an act of true piracy.

I be watchin our Cap'n in POTC: COtBP right now, and when it be over....I be watchin our Cap'n in POTCMC. In case ye wenches be wonderin how this booty landed in me hands....I be tellin.....It was a little birdy that sent it to me...perhaps it was Mr. Cotton's parrot.

Aye! You Lucky Sea Dog you! Arrggg!

 

[Blueberry]

Yes, it was the headless horseman.
Ooops...i mean..... Aye, it be the headless horseman!

And since today be the day for talking like a pirate.....I be confessin to an act of true piracy.

I be watchin our Cap'n in POTC: COtBP right now, and when it be over....I be watchin our Cap'n in POTCMC. In case ye wenches be wonderin how this booty landed in me hands....I be tellin.....It was a little birdy that sent it to me...perhaps it was Mr. Cotton's parrot.

Aye you lucky swabby...remember dead men tell no tales and neither do pirate wenches. Now me understand how you be eyeballin our Captain so much on this fine day. It be my cursed luck to only be able to awatch POTC 1, but I foresee my luck getting better and before them holidays get here I be a ownin that 2 disc set of POTC 2....

Enjoy that movie with your jr pirate wenches and we will all just be a jealous of you pirate wench....

 

[Blueberry]

That was sooo funny, can anyone tell me what happened the LAST hour, I had to leave, and didn't get back in time to see the ending... Was it a Headless Horseman, or someone else?

Aye it be a Headless Horsemen, and he be the undead and up to no good on this earth....

 

[Blueberry]

Aye, me hearties...I be sittin and a'stewin at home waiting on that blasted Sears repairman (it's so hard to find a good crew these days). The cursed refrigerator has died on me and I'm a hopin' to get the bloody thing fixed.

The deadline be upon us. At noon the customer service center will be a gettin' me call - AVAST! WHERE BE THAT REPAIRMAN? What say you?

Where's the rum? I be needin' a drink. Savvy?

I's a wondering if that blasted repairman ever did choose to show his face at our swabbys front door. It would serve him well if she throws him in the brig for a keepin her a sitten all that bloody time....

It be a time for us all to have a good drink of rum on this here our special day..

Here be a toast to Captain Jack and Will Turner....They be PIRATES but they be GOOD MEN..down the hatch now maties..

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

I's a wondering if that blasted repairman ever did choose to show his face at our swabbys front door. It would serve him well if she throws him in the brig for a keepin her a sitten all that bloody time....

It be a time for us all to have a good drink of rum on this here our special day..

Here be a toast to Captain Jack and Will Turner....They be PIRATES but they be GOOD MEN..down the hatch now maties..

Aye, drink up me hearties yo ho
ETA: and GOOD LOOKING men to boot

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

Aye you lucky swabby...remember dead men tell no tales and neither do pirate wenches. Now me understand how you be eyeballin our Captain so much on this fine day. It be my cursed luck to only be able to awatch POTC 1, but I foresee my luck getting better and before them holidays get here I be a ownin that 2 disc set of POTC 2....

Enjoy that movie with your jr pirate wenches and we will all just be a jealous of you pirate wench....

But it be a cursed copy and it be hard to see our Capt. Come December, I too, be getting the true DVD. The real booty. Anxiously awaiting the extras. Avast, I heard that there be a trailer for At World's End on The Santa Clause 3 opening in Nov. Anyone else hear that?

 

[Blueberry]

Here be a good looking pirate too....

Now we be drinkin to GOOD LOOKING PIRATES long may they sail...and keep these pirate wenches happy

 

[Blueberry]

But it be a cursed copy and it be hard to see our Capt. Come December, I too, be getting the true DVD. The real booty. Anxiously awaiting the extras. Avast, I heard that there be a trailer for At World's End on The Santa Clause 3 opening in Nov. Anyone else hear that?

No me not been a hearin anythin about no Trailer, but me will be lookin sharp for it from now on if me goes to the movies....

We's all awaitin for that there 2 disc set as we be all enjoyn them special features ......

 

[Blueberry]

 

[Blueberry]

Our Captain be a havin a good time on Pirate Day....

 

[Blueberry]

 

[Blueberry]

WONDERFUL NEWS TO SHARE WITH MY PIRATE LADIES...



My DS who has been in Iraq for a year and due to rotate back, has arrived in the States today...earlier than expected. This be a wonderful Pirate day now...

Wait till me son himself be finden out his Mom has turned into a pirate while he was gone.... He will be thinkin it be normal as he be a known how I love POTC.....

 

[rhiannonwales]

Arrg Lady Luck sure do be smiling on you this day Blueberry!
Let's all drink to the good fortune of our pirate mate Blueberry!
Jack be buying! But don't be telling him or the scallywag will run out on the tab.

Here be my test results:
You are ...
The Cap'n
Profile: Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scallawag who stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You are Charlie's Angels without so much "Charlie" and decidedly light on the "Angel." Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone - Man, Woman or Individual of Transgender or indecipherable Sexual Identification - to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.