EYE CANDY!! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW and WILL...come share your pics Part 2

[pickles]

Ok.....I'm baaaaaaacccckkkkkkkk.....

Oh man, BlueBerry, posting a pic like this makes it so hard to remember i am married..gosh, I would love a poster of that on my wall or the real thing laying his head on my pillow.

I want that look with the pirate outfit...please, pretty please, BlueBerry?

 

[Blueberry]

Ah. That will be okay. I'm sure I will still enjoy my clone's many other attributes.

I would like to add the "guitar playing option." If I think of any other options, I will notify you immediately.

Thank you,
Blondeheroine

Dear Ms Blondeheroine,

Your preference in the "guitar playing option" has been noted and will be included in your clones initial training. He may develop a desire to play in one of these though once training is complete

Sincerely,
Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[pickles]

yes I am so busy taking the orders and keeping up changes I could use a good PR person Tara..you interested....

We do get the employee discount and of course, get to "sample" the new models before they are put on the market....

Hey NO sampling, I want mine with an unopened package. Need to print those do not tamper with labels!

 

[Blueberry]

Dear Ms. Wendy,

I was perusing my order when an inspiration hit and I just had to share it with you.

I wonder if we can get our different models on auto-delivery. Customers pick our their favorite 4 models and they are automatically delivered every three months. I would think this would be a popular option for those who are very HARD on them and wear them out quickly...heavy usage does take its toll.

For those EXTREME users, a 12-month auto-delivery program might be the way to go!

As you can see in the enclosed photo, this one has been WELL USED!

I hope my suggestions have been helpful.

Sincerely,


Mary (EXTREME User)

Dear Ms Mary,

We have taken your suggestion into extreme consideration and our directors have decided to implement it IMMEDIATELY. Over the last few days we have had a lot of inquiries concerning trade ins, upgrades, replacement "packages", and newer models. On our "Clone Quarterly Program" you will recieve a new clone every three months, and we will take your older worn out clone as trade in on your new model. Older clones will be refurbished and given at no charge to "needy wenches" not able to afford clones... Our development department is now working on a life time clone which will last a lifetime with minimum maintenance needed. We have selected YOU as a candidate to test this new model when available, expect to be hearing from us soon.

Sincerely,
Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[Blueberry]

Hey NO sampling, I want mine with an unopened package. Need to print those do not tamper with labels!

Dear Ms Pickles,

Have no worries, your model will arrive with a "NO TAMPERING SEAL", showing that no wench has sampled your particular clone before you do... Our employees only test out our TESTERS which are later sold at a reduced rate. If you interested in a USED CLONE please contact our office for purchasing details.
Your Pirate Suit will be included with your clone shipment but you must let us know if you are interested in the Accessory Package, which includes bling necklaces, wrist bands, wrist beads and hats.

Sincerely,
Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[Blueberry]

Oh man, BlueBerry, posting a pic like this makes it so hard to remember i am married..gosh, I would love a poster of that on my wall or the real thing laying his head on my pillow.

I want that look with the pirate outfit...please, pretty please, BlueBerry?

Dear Ms Pickles,

Your order has been placed and this model is available for production. Expect your order to be delivered under your tree on Christmas morning. You however have the choice of where to initially test drive your new clone at your convenience.... We hope you are satisfied with your order and look forward to doing future business with you.

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[Blueberry]

In keeping with the "theme of the day" I believe the photo below has never been posted on this thread.


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Are you sure? Ok, you asked for it!

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Eewww! No one would buy it!

Dear Ms Mary,

Our firm does not currently offer this clone for sale. We strive to keep the customers happy, not creep them out.... It is possible another firm may offer this model but we have on intention of adding this model at any time to our catalog order system.

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[M<3'sMickey]

Dear Ms Melissa,

It is never too late to order clones, and you qualify for our "Group Purchase Plan" and shall recieve a discount on your clones along with the Accessory Group for each clone at no charge. I do hope you live in a large home or are considering on building extra rooms to accomodate all these new men in your house. Clones take up a lot of room and will monopolize a lot of your time so consider quitting your job or school to care for them....

Sincerely
Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

Dear Ms. Wendy,

Yes, I do have lots of room at my house. Because I am a college student, I have a long winter break in just a few short weeks and will be able to give my undivided attention all of them. Thank you for your concern and trust me, they will have a good home and be well cared for

Sincerely,
Melissa

 

[Blueberry]

I have been so busy with Clone Orders I have not had time to post many photos today..here are a couple we have not seen...

 

[pickles]

Dear BlueBerry,
I would like to apply for the postion of clone security. I think, my well known resume speaks for itself. I will be able to keep those pesky clones from trying to escape before they get into the box and sent off with the UPS guy

Here is some pictures showing my talents and I own my own clone security equipment

There are a few times I have left him a little tired after being handcuffed.

Course, that will just make him more compliant for shipping.

I can assure you the Orli models are in no danger of me handcuffing and tiring them..tho a couple Turner versions may suffer a little handling glich on my part.

You may wish to add a warning label on the UPS box warning buyers of the tricky nature of the clones or the wenches may wind up like this

Gosh, what am I saying..who wouldn't want to be like that?!
What do I know, I like it ,why wouldn't they?
As you can see I am well qualified for clone security.

Pickles

 

[Blueberry]

Dear Ms. Wendy,

Yes, I do have lots of room at my house. Because I am a college student, I have a long winter break in just a few short weeks and will be able to give my undivided attention all of them. Thank you for your concern and trust me, they will have a good home and be well cared for

Sincerely,
Melissa

Dear Ms Melissa,

Thank you for recontacting concerning your housing situation and we are now assured that you have more than enough room for these clones. With being a college student you will have more than enough time to give them ALL the attention they need. We are convinced we have placed them in a good loving and caring home....

Sincerely,
Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[Blueberry]

Dear BlueBerry,
I would like to apply for the postion of clone security. I think, my well known resume speaks for itself. I will be able to keep those pesky clones from trying to escape before they get into the box and sent off with the UPS guy

Here is some pictures showing my talents and I own my own clone security equipment

There are a few times I have left him a little tired after being handcuffed.

Course, that will just make him more compliant for shipping.

I can assure you the Orli models are in no danger of me handcuffing and tiring them..tho a couple Turner versions may suffer a little handling glich on my part.

You may wish to add a warning label on the UPS box warning buyers of the tricky nature of the clones or the wenches may wind up like this

Gosh, what am I saying..who wouldn't want to be like that?!
What do I know, I like it ,why wouldn't they?
As you can see I am well qualified for clone security.

Pickles

Dear Ms Pickles,

We have recieved your application and feel you are MORE than QUALIFIED to head our Security Department. It is appreciated that you will have your own security devices which shall save the company a great deal of expense. However, we must insist you honor the "TAMPER FREE SEAL" and place them in the boxes, just as you found them... You will however qualify for our very liberal TESTER program where the newest models will be available for testing before they are put into general production. Be advised this is a 24/7 job with little time off, other than testing our clones so be prepared to spend your whole life at the factory henceforth..there is no turning back now WENCH....

Sincerely,
Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[TxDisneyFan]

Our development department is now working on a life time clone which will last a lifetime with minimum maintenance needed. We have selected YOU as a candidate to test this new model when available, expect to be hearing from us soon.

Sincerely,
Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

I'm so very honored. I'm UP for the task...I sure hope Mr Depp is too!

 

[Blueberry]

I'm so very honored. I'm UP for the task...I sure hope Mr Depp is too!

I do not think that will be any PROBLEM for him.....

 

[Blueberry]

A couple more Mr Depp on the go photos...

 

[bellarose23]

Dear Ms. Wendy

I have finally decided on a clone purchase. I am VERY interested in the Clone Quarterly Program. Please deliver the following models for XMAS:

The Wet Willy #HOTT69, with sword, handcuffs, rope, rum, and hat

The Naughty Captain #YUM69, with pistol, rum, handcuffs, and long coat

The Romantic Rebel #OOOHH69, with guitar, frontal bling, and wine

The Brooding Brit #WOW069, with poetry book, wine, and satin sheets

As you can see, I have a HARD time choosing, so this new program is very attractive to me. Very attractive indeed!
I do have a question though...upon replacement every three months, is it a replacement of the same model, or can we order a different clone per quarter?

I thank you a thousand times in advace.

Sincerely,

Ms. Lisa AKA Bellarose

 

[TxDisneyFan]

Dear Ms. Wendy

I have finally decided on a clone purchase. I am VERY interested in the Clone Quarterly Program. Please deliver the following models for XMAS:

The Wet Willy #HOTT69, with sword, handcuffs, rope, rum, and hat

The Naughty Captain #YUM69, with pistol, rum, handcuffs, and long coat

The Romantic Rebel #OOOHH69, with guitar, frontal bling, and wine

The Brooding Brit #WOW069, with poetry book, wine, and satin sheets

As you can see, I have a HARD time choosing, so this new program is very attractive to me. Very attractive indeed!
I do have a question though...upon replacement every three months, is it a replacement of the same model, or can we order a different clone per quarter?

I thank you a thousand times in advace.

Sincerely,

Ms. Lisa AKA Bellarose

I LOVE the model #s! What a hoot! I am sitting at my computer trying to keep the laughter from bustin' out...as my DH is 10 ft away from me. He just wouldn't appreciate the humor. I may have to go to the bathroom and run some water while I snort!

 

[TxDisneyFan]

Ms. Wendy,

I do believe Lisa has just proven she needs the job of naming all of the models!

 

[Blueberry]

Dear Ms. Wendy

I have finally decided on a clone purchase. I am VERY interested in the Clone Quarterly Program. Please deliver the following models for XMAS:

The Wet Willy #HOTT69, with sword, handcuffs, rope, rum, and hat

The Naughty Captain #YUM69, with pistol, rum, handcuffs, and long coat

The Romantic Rebel #OOOHH69, with guitar, frontal bling, and wine

The Brooding Brit #WOW069, with poetry book, wine, and satin sheets

As you can see, I have a HARD time choosing, so this new program is very attractive to me. Very attractive indeed!
I do have a question though...upon replacement every three months, is it a replacement of the same model, or can we order a different clone per quarter?

I thank you a thousand times in advace.

Sincerely,

Ms. Lisa AKA Bellarose

Dear Ms Lisa (AKA Bellarose),

Your order preference has been recieved and your clones are in production for Christmas morning delivery. All the accessories will be included with your clones as requested and you do qualify for our "FUN GROUP CLONE PROGRAM" which will be saving you quite a bit money in the long run.

You inquired about our Clone Quarterly Program, and you do qualify to participate if you so choose. When you do replace your clones you are not required to reorder the same models, just return the worn out models no matter what shape they are in for refurbishment. We are coming out with new and exciting models all the time so I suggest you stay on our catalog list for the newest product information.

Sincerely,
Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[bellarose23]

I LOVE the model #s! What a hoot! I am sitting at my computer trying to keep the laughter from bustin' out...as my DH is 10 ft away from me. He just wouldn't appreciate the humor. I may have to go to the bathroom and run some water while I snort!

Why thank you! Chalk it up to my wench perversion!