Setting: Living room, Christmas Eve. Christmas tree is lit and packages under the tree.
Woman wakes up and sits up in bed, hears a noise downstairs. Gets up to investigate. She creeps down stairs and slowly peeks around the corner into the living room. Camera zooms in on her face. The eyes widen, mouth drops open....there standing across the room is a stranger, a man with his back to her. Beautiful shaggy brown hair, white t-shirt and jeans.
She makes a noise in her throat and the stranger turns. Its Johnny Depp. She's transfixed, can't move. Johnny slowly walks over to her. He leans near, whispers in her ear, "Santa put you and all the DIS wenches on his NAUGHTY list. Fortunately for me, I know where he keeps that list."
He smiles (the same smile he uses when Elizabeth is putting his effects back on). They walk upstairs.
Fade to black.....
Christmas is just around the corner.