Honey, no need to be embarrassed. We find and confiscate 30 to 40 irons a day on these cruises. Seriously? I said. Then, because I just couldnt help myself, I turned to my boys and said Bam! Did you hear that? Im not the only one who had their iron confiscated! Im sooooooo not a criminal! Take that!

The lady laughed and told us to keep following the crowd and then to go left (or was it right?). Id see the Security desk just to our left.
We walked down the stairs and I saw the desk that the crewmember told me about. And, there on that desk, were several irons lined up in a row. Again, I couldnt resist the urge to turn around and give a little smirk to the guys. The castmember asked what I was there for and I said my iron. He asked for our stateroom number. I told him 8166 and he said that he had just put our iron back in our luggage. I looked at the line of irons and said Guess I wasnt the only one who didnt know you couldnt bring an iron onboard. He grinned and said Oh no mam. I couldnt tell you how many have come through here. I thanked him and we backtracked our steps and a porter asked if we needed help. We certainly did!
The porter asked our color and stateroom and we told him Red Mickey 8166 and he knew exactly where to go in that sea of luggage. It wasnt until then that I noticed just how many suitcases were surrounding us. Goodness gracious! They were everywhere! Thank goodness the porter was there to help us out. For a price of course, but still there to help us.
John helped him gather up our luggage and he put them all on a dolly and showed us the way through the last security point. As we were waiting in line, he asked where we were from, was this our first cruise, where we were headed, etc. We told him Louisiana, yes, our first cruise and to Walt Disney World. I mentioned how rude the castmember at Guest Services was and he said that she should have been more helpful especially knowing we were headed to Walt Disney World. He gave us the same directions that the kind couple had given us the night before only this time I could pay more attention because I wasnt upset. It was our turn at the desk/window and we were asked a couple of questions and then sent on our way.