Everyone needs to have a Living Will

[Mickey527]

NEW 2006 LIVING WILL FORM

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not
wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances
should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't
pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors
interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of
time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

______a cold beer
______a margarita
______a glass of wine
______a steak
______lobster or shrimp
______the remote control
______a bowl of ice cream
______the car keys
______my cell phone
______chocolate
______sex

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a
day.


Signature: _______________

 

[NikiM20]

I wonder if that would hold up in court?????????

 

[disneynutt1225]

If I fail to ever ask for a margarita, please put me out of my misery. I beg you!!!

 

[marybet]

I am glad you have chocolate on that list.