Ever Say or Do Anything Really WEIRD in Your Sleep?

[Liberty Belle]

These are cracking me up!

One night I was dreaming that huge white spiders were hanging down from our bedroom ceiling, getting ready to fall on us. I flung my arm hard down on my husband's stomach, gripped it, and yelled "Get up now!" Then I jumped up and ran to the bedroom door and turned the light on. My husband was standing next to the bed looking at me like I'd lost my mind and there were no spiders hanging from the ceiling. I about died laughing, but he didn't think it was too funny.

One time when I was in college my roommate and I had our beds arrange in a loft style, so that half of her bed was under my raised bed. We had some Coke in bottles (this was in the 80's ) under my bed and next to hers. I don't know what happened, but while we were sleeping one of the bottles exploded. My roommate jumped out of bed, crawled to the door and yelled "the mafia!"

My dad has a weird sleep disorder and has punched my mom in his sleep! He's all the time talking and moving around while he's sleeping. It's really strange.

My son (4) laughs all the time in his sleep. It's so funny.

 

[pixie dust 112]

WHile incollege, I woke up my roommate in the middle of the night so we could go to the town hall to get our marriages licenses! She started to get up and then said we should probably wait until morning. So we both went back to sleep. In the morning she asked me if we had really had that conversation in the middle of the night. I have no idea where the heck that came from!

Afew years ago, I heard a man's voice in our house in the middle of the night. It wasn't my Dh as he was right beside me. We have 3 girls. There should not have been another man in the house. I was terrified, but got up to see what was going on. Turns out it was my DD. She was having a conversation in her sleep. She'd speak in her voice and then answer in a man's voice. That freaked me out, but it hasn't happened again since! In the morning she had no recollection of this!

 

[Camicar]

I just remembered one from my co-worker's partner. He would regularly walk in his sleep and leave the house. They put tons of locks on the doors bec he would leave the house and get in the street and they were afraid he wa giong to get killed.

So one night, they forgot to lock all the locks. Around 3am or so, Ray is woken by the neighbors pounding on his door that his partner is in their back yard. Ray goes out and it's the neighbors across the street! And his partner was sitting on their kid's swingset swinging back and forth back and forth back and forth, singing something at the top of his lungs. The entire neighborhood was out there watching him. Best part -- he was buck naked.

They never forgot to set the locks after that.

 

[TinkerbEllnor]

While growing up, my brother would sleep walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but what passed for "the bathroom" in his sleepy mind was never the actual bathroom. He would go in the hamper, the closet, the garbage can, etc. One time he woke up my parents ripping the plastic stuff you put on drafty windows in the winter-time and opening the window and peeing through the screen on a cold winter night. Brrrr!

The weirest thing I have done was the result of too many sleepless newborn nights. I thought I was breastfeeding DD in the middle of the night and was getting frustrated that she would not latch. Turns out my pillow does not know how to breastfeed.

 

[cheerful chickadee]

I don't say weird things WHILE I'm sleeping but if someone wakes me up abruptly then I say some out there things

 

[ReggieB]

While growing up, my brother would sleep walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but what passed for "the bathroom" in his sleepy mind was never the actual bathroom. He would go in the hamper, the closet, the garbage can, etc. One time he woke up my parents ripping the plastic stuff you put on drafty windows in the winter-time and opening the window and peeing through the screen on a cold winter night. Brrrr!

That reminds me of my sister. I used to share a room with her when I was about 11 and she was 18 (good times!) She is notorious for sleeping soundly, she was always falling out of bed, and I would struggle for ages to get her back in to it, and she wouldn't wake up. One night I woke up to find her peeing in her record collection box....naturally I though I must have dreamt it, so didn't dwell on it. A few months later for some reason I mentioned it to my brother (16 at the time), who thought I was making it up. So we checked the record box....all the record sleeves were "water" damaged, and the records warped For some reason we have never actually broached the topic with my sister, bless her little cotton socks. Though I can't begin to imagine what she thought had happened to her records.

 

[Diznotyzed]

I've always talked in my sleep, and as a kid I also walked in my sleep. My husband jokes that since he knew how much I talked during the day, he should have known I wouldn't shut up at night either. His favorite thing he's heard me say was when I announced our cats were Jewish. Since we aren't, he thinks that's probably unlikely.

 

[Pooh_Friend#1]

I don't have any stories, but these are hilarious!!!

 

[Spidey7]

I've always talked in my sleep, and as a kid I also walked in my sleep. My husband jokes that since he knew how much I talked during the day, he should have known I wouldn't shut up at night either. His favorite thing he's heard me say was when I announced our cats were Jewish. Since we aren't, he thinks that's probably unlikely.

This is hilarious, I can see it now like at my house a SCREAM "OUR CATS ARE JEWISH"!!!! Then back to sleep all normal.

 

[singingpixie]

This reminds me of a conversation one night with my ex boyfriend. He woke me up and asked me to give him his shirt. He was laying on the shirt he had gone to sleep in, so I asked which shirt he needed. He responded, "I need to make a photocopy of my shirt so I can wear the photocopy!" I started giggling and he got up and went to the bathroom. Even when he came back from the bathroom he was out of it enough not to understand why that conversation was "off"- he still thought it made perfect sense!

 

[StarLight StarBright]

I could write a book with all the crazy things I've done and said in my sleep. It has actually stopped, thank goodness, It's probably been about 5 years since I've done something really weird. Here is one that I actually remember doing, and everyone loves making fun of me for this. I woke up in the night, and went to the bathroom, and came back to bed, woke my husband up, and said to him" I know you are new around here, so if you need to use the bathroom, it's right through there(pointing to the bathroom)." He looks at me and says ***!!! I said I don't know!? and to this day I still don't....why would I say that

 

[jennyl772003]

So funny this was posted today!!!

last night I woke up from a dead sleep. At first, I thought DH was trying to straighten the blankets. Then I realized he was petting me. Not the "happy time" petting either. He was throwing his arm over me and then dragging it across me. He did it for a couple of minutes. Then he rolled over and fell back asleep. I told him about it this morning, but he didn't believe me.

 

[Kath2003]

I occasionally sleep walk and when I was younger walked smack into the bathroom door. Owie

I talk, especially when I'm stressed out.

My boyfriend also talks, one time I got up in the night to go to the bathroom and when I came back he asked me where Lucinda was? He seemed very disappointed that I wasn't Lucinda. We don't actually know anyone called Lucinda!

My sister talks in her sleep ALL the time. Once I came out of the bathroom and on the way to my bedroom walked past her bedroom door to have the following conversation:

HER: Have you seen the um...the um....the um....?

ME (dripping in a towel): Either spit it out or I'm going to bed!

HER: They're a bit like gerbils....

ME (realising she's asleep): No. Go to bed.

HER: No! I can't! (Goes into her room, starts pointing at the duvet)

ME: They're gone. Go to bed!

Then she starts shaking the duvet!

So I "picked up" what was on the bed, opened the window and threw "them" out. I told her they were gone and she got back into bed, turned off the light and went back to sleep

 

[GypsyDancer]

When she was in HS, my sister worked for a fast food place where she did drive-thru often. One night, I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or something and she reached out (totally asleep) and grabbed my leg. Then she handed me a pillow and said, "Give this to the lady in the drive through."

I have sleep walked/talked before..once my mom found me wandering down the street and my husband swears that one night I had a very vocal dream involving Ready-Whip, a rubber duckie and Viggo Mortenson.

GD

 

[Kath2003]

My sister just reminded me of the time I was staying with my cousin and woke up in the night, pointed at my cousin and yelled "DON'T TOUCH IT! JUST DON'T TOUCH IT!" and then went back to sleep

I have sleep walked/talked before..once my mom found me wandering down the street

This is the one and only reason I wear pyjamas.

 

[Sthronds]

Back in college, the phone rang just after my roommate and I had gone to bed. I hadn't fallen asleep yet but my roommate had. I answered the phone and it was her boyfriend. I told Allison that she had a call and she got up walked over to the phone and proceeded to have a conversation. After saying goodbye she just lay there with the phone in her hand. I asked her if she was going to hang the phone up and that's when she woke up and couldn't remember talking to her BF.

That same roommate and I were taking a road trip and we were at a cheap motel in Oregon. In the middle of the night, there was a horrible sound and I yelled out "That was the loudest fart I've ever heard!" It was then that I woke up and saw that Allison was trying to change the thermostat and it had made the noise.

 

[TinkerbEllnor]

While growing up, my brother would sleep walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but what passed for "the bathroom" in his sleepy mind was never the actual bathroom. He would go in the hamper, the closet, the garbage can, etc. One time he woke up my parents ripping the plastic stuff you put on drafty windows in the winter-time and opening the window and peeing through the screen on a cold winter night. Brrrr!

sorry for quoting myself, but just remembered another sleeping anecdote about this same brother. Shortly after he got married, he and his wife were visiting her widowed mother. He got up in the middle of the night, went to the bathroom (thankfully, in the right location this time) and went back to bed. Shortly after getting back into bed, he feels a tap on his shoulder. "Umm, J, I think you took a wrong turn". He climbed into bed with his MIL!!!

 

[fraggle551]

so, anyone have any weird occurrences the past few nights? I woke up yesterday morning yelling at DBF for something that happened in my dream. Apparently, I was very very annoyed with him! Can't remember what I was saying though

 

[Pooh_Friend#1]

My fiance mumbles in his sleep. I try to get him to speak up so I can hear what he is saying and make fun of him later, but I can never get him to speak up!!

 

[bdoyledimou]

I am apparently notorious for speaking in my sleep...

Some of my classics..

"when two burgers collide, they make a huge mess"
"Can you please feed the cat to the dog"
"Next time, put the pizza in the oven the other way"
Broken out into a stunning rendition of Dancing Queen complete with a choreographed dance routine.. while in bed..
"The pickles are fighting!!"
"What kind of skin was it?"

these are the ones the family always bugs me about ...