Epitaphs - please share after 10/28 (Friday)

[redbaybound]

Here lies Redbaybound,
Buried in a grave mound.
Guess she'll never get there.

 

[ktbutterfly2011]

There once was a girl named Eitaka
Who once went for a little walk-a
She got run over
The driver wasn't sober
Now up in heaven is where she walks around her block-a

 

[Dis-Wiz]

Mine is kind of short and to the point. I don't think mine will win, but here it is:

FrontierEmma lies here dead.
A tree fell down and broke her head.
If only we more quickly said,
"TIMBER!"

It made me laugh, lol

Tell me what you think please

 

[CL_polybabe]

Mine is kind of short and to the point. I don't think mine will win, but here it is:

FrontierEmma lies here dead.
A tree fell down and broke her head.
If only we more quickly said,
"TIMBER!"

It made me laugh, lol

Tell me what you think please

lol that is awesome!

 

[PopStar]

hmm.. lets see( i didnt send one in but i like rhymes lol ):

Here lies starmine
who had boys saying " she's mine!!"
and because she is light
she got caught up in the fight

lol i just made that up in five minutes so dont make fun of me lol

 

[bevgray]

Here reposes
Our sweet NaniCat.
While gathering roses,
She fell...kersplat.

 

[Dis-Wiz]

lol that is awesome!

Thanx! I wish i had more time to come up with a better one, but i was so busy with school work, lol. What else is new? lol

 

[HollyJoy]

I wasn't clever enough to come up with one for me!

Been fun reading all of yours! lol

 

[LynnTarrant]

here's mine
Here lies CaptGiggles who laughed 'til she cried
The puddle got deeper and then she died.

 

[BriarRosie]

More like Taters, smothered in cheese and bacon bits.

Well, that does make more sense. LOL!

And drat the Powers That Be who won't allow me to call you Taters anymore!

 

[FlyingPegasus]

Here lies the Pegasus who loved to go flying,
She flew into some power lines, and now she is crying:
"Mama once told me that flying would cause dying!"

 

[DementedRiku]

Here lies CaptGiggles who laughed 'til she cried
The puddle got deeper and then she died.

That's an awesome one!!

Here's the one i sent in...don't think its any good!

Here lies BassChickBritt
No one could doubt her wit
When her suit became lit
on a meteor she hit

Darn you Blast in Space! <---Should have included that in the epitaph!

 

[NJ Mike]

I felt it only fitting to close out this thread with just one more...

Here lie the ashes of our whole staff
they ran an event, and suffered the wrath
they took no sugestions, and they never learned
was just more of the same, and so they got burned.

 

[ScroogesNephew]

"Poor NJ MIke, he's a-pushin' up daisies;
he was known for his rants and sometimes plain crazies . . .
He got pretty woozie,
he fell on a spike,
but (especially dead) he's a guy ya like."

 

[TwirlerGirl]

Here lies the body of TwirlerGirl
She liked to dance, she like to whirl,
She liked making friend
But came to an untimely end
In Haunted Mansion she fell
Went right down the well
If only she had stoppped and listen
She be with us today instead of missin.

 

[NJ Mike]

bravo, scroogie.

Dear ScroogesNephew, you may think he's dead
But you better get that thought right out of your head
Some say he died from a heart that was black
but just like a cockroach, he'll always come back.

 

[ScroogesNephew]

"Dear Tinkerblue, now there was a lass!
We found her posed on a soft mound of grass.
We mourn and we grieve and we sing the lament . . .
But the rock that crushed her led to dismemberment!"