Epitaphs - please share after 10/28 (Friday)

[BriarRosie]

I had a lot of fun sending in my epitaph, even though I don't think mine
will be picked. But, I would love to see what others have submitted!

So, I suggest we share our epitaphs tomorrow, after the deadline for
submissions is over. It was very weird saying BriarLori is "dead", but
it was fun to come up with a reason how she "died".

 

[NJ Mike]

I will post tomorrow, sent one in for me. DD and DS also sent one in. Oh and i sent one in for our dearly departed guest 1,000,000 lol shhhhh.

 

[Tinkerbelle739]

Cant wait to share mine!

 

[VirtuallyMe]

I sent one in for myself, ds and dd but now I can't find them... hmmm I wonder if I can remember them- at least that will give me something to do to avoid more work today...

 

[NJ Mike]

PixieBella laid to rest,
she just would not trade with the rest.
And in her closet she died, it's true!
they found her under a pile of shoes.

 

[wdeversole]

So, I suggest we share our epitaphs tomorrow, after the deadline for submissions is over.

Thanks for the reminder. I haven't gotten any work done today!
Wonder if the boss will notice ??

I've come up two so far, trying to decide which one to submit ...

 

[VirtuallyMe]

Thanks for the reminder. I haven't gotten any work done today!
Wonder if the boss will notice ??

You know I was worried about the boss maybe finding out that I'm not doing my work today- and then I found out that SHE is currently parading around the building dressed as Elvis- so I don't believe I have anything to worry about- apparently while I was off early yesterday- they made the decision to dress up on today instead of Monday- sigh- and I didn't get the memo- so no costume at work for me this year- but will wear a festive halloween shirt and socks on Monday

 

[wdeversole]

You know I was worried about the boss maybe finding out that I'm not doing my work today- and then I found out that SHE is currently parading around the building dressed as Elvis- so I don't believe I have anything to worry about-

From my discard pile (don't think it would win, but DIS'ers will enjoy it)

Trustful iamspuds went for a ride
to the surf spot, and ventured inside.
Said "Hello" to his friends,
there his happy tale ends -
He was promptly sliced up and deep-fried.


I'll post my official entry tomorrow.

 

[DarthJordan]

TRUE STORY!

Last night gamebot attended a ball.
But it quickly turned into a BRAWL!
Sadly, his life has come to an end.
Squished to death by his own dear friend!!

 

[BriarRosie]

From my discard pile (don't think it would win, but DIS'ers will enjoy it)

Trustful iamspuds went for a ride
to the surf spot, and ventured inside.
Said "Hello" to his friends,
there his happy tale ends -
He was promptly sliced up and deep-fried.


I'll post my official entry tomorrow.

Wow, and I thought mine was sick and twisted! Sadly, my
epitaph didin't fit into the VMK like your unofficial epitaph did!

But the question remains: Do you taste like chicken?

 

[surferrat]

From my discard pile (don't think it would win, but DIS'ers will enjoy it)

Trustful iamspuds went for a ride
to the surf spot, and ventured inside.
Said "Hello" to his friends,
there his happy tale ends -
He was promptly sliced up and deep-fried.


I'll post my official entry tomorrow.

OOPS!....sorry Alyce wanted some fries!

 

[NJ Mike]

Surferrat, departed friend
has met with an untimely end
he served us all from dusk till dawn
but one night left the oven on.

he he

Anybody order a rat, extra crispy?

 

[surferrat]

Surferrat, departed friend
has met with an untimely end
he served us all from dusk till dawn
but one night left the oven on.

he he

Anybody order a rat, extra crispy?

OMg people at work think I am crazy....did I say think?

 

[surferrat]

Here lies the Surferrat,
Where the Big White Glove ended his alcoholic act.
Banned from VMK for 2 weeks straight,
From the place where friends hung out very late.

The ban was over the surf spot was back,
So the surferrat yelled "It started with the mouse,
but ended with the rat!"
The glove came down yet again,
to end the surferrats whisker grin.

 

[x13igDudex12]

here lies suferrat
served us foods of all types
only but one day that big white glove
sent him back to the "sewer" pipes

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there once was a rat from kalamazu.....



well my went like this:

Here lies KingAceKing
The kid with the backwards name
thought he was backwards the rest of the day
the next day he was as backwards as his name

 

[hagen]

Here lies VMK
What a game!
But we can't even
Say its ###

hagen

 

[SimbaCub63]

Hold the phones, folks, we have a winner!

Good job, Hagen.

 

[wdeversole]

please disregard this reply ...

 

[Alyce]

OOPS!....sorry Alyce wanted some fries!

And you promised me lava wings too!​

 

[SeaSpray]

From my discard pile (don't think it would win, but DIS'ers will enjoy it)

Trustful iamspuds went for a ride
to the surf spot, and ventured inside.
Said "Hello" to his friends,
there his happy tale ends -
He was promptly sliced up and deep-fried.


I'll post my official entry tomorrow.

Excellent!!