Since I'm folically challenged, the shampoo isn't much of an issue for me - what does grow is serviced nicely by the Mickey shampoo. DD, vain little thing that she is, tried it once, and bellowed like she was being tortured - said it made her hair "feel like mucus," which is a terrific image if you're snacking while posting. DW said "it took the color right out of my hair," so there you are - they both bring enormous jugs from home. DS doesn't give a rip - a chip off the old block.
Soap is, well, soap. Haven't heard any complaints. I do hate it when hotel soap is reduced to dime size and you chase it all over the shower.
And Dean, regarding TP - I'd glady pay more dues if we could upgrade the quality a bit. You ever try to survive a vacation blowing your nose on that stuff? You can clean your whole lip right off.