Embarrassing Pet Stories

[NikiM20]

Oh, then there was that time that she jumped up on my mother's bed, stepped on her over-large ears, and fell on her face. Of course I cracked up. She turned around and indignantly howled at me. She KNEW I was laughing at her!

On her ears or your moms ears?

 

[LuvTigger]

My late great cat Mikey was fixed, but he still liked to hump. He would hump stuffed toys and pillows in front of company.

I have a similar dog situation...A while back, BF's parents had two dogs, Aki and Mari. One day, the neighbor's little girl was outside in her yard and called out to BF's dad who was in the house, "Is Aki a boy?" to which he responded, "No, she's a girl. Why?" to which little girl responded, "Oh, well, Aki is humping Mari." (also a girl)

She was really embarassing...did lots of boy-ish things! (Like lifting her leg to pee!)

 

[lulugirl]

double post

 

[lulugirl]

My late great cat Mikey was fixed, but he still liked to hump. He would hump stuffed toys and pillows in front of company.

 

[Linda/MA]

So what did we learn today????????

Dogs and Tampons do not mix

Actually, that is quite true. My brother-in-law's bloodhound ate one once, without them knowing, and they ended up taking him to the vet because something wasn't right. The vet thought he was fine but my SIL pursued it and they ended up having more tests on him. It had expanded in his digestive tract and could have killed him if she didn't insist that they take further tests on him. He ended up having surgery to remove it.

 

[Hercules10]

She brought out several different "toys". The worst part was is she was carrying one around & it was making noise.

Got the "Buzz" out did she?

What is it with dogs and sex toys!? Mine have a affinity to pull condoms (new!) off the headboard, prance out to the middle of the room and start chewing/pulling on them.

"What's your dog got?"--------------

 

[airhead]

...We had just entered the obedience ring and its really the only time the judge stands close to the dog and handler.I told Georgie to sit,she did and also farted!!!! I said,"ooh Georgie,that's not nice!" I knew the judge thought it was me by the way she looked at me!!!!! I haven't shown my dog in the ring under that judge since!!!

 

[KLAIT]

We had just moved into our new house...light beige carpet.

Had a few co-workers over for a small party. We were all sitting around talking and what does our lab do? She sits and skids her butt across the living room floor right in the middle of all of us...leaving a nice brown smear across the floor...I thought I was going to die!

 

[luvwinnie]

Stockbridge-was that the home of "Alice's Restuarant", where you can get anything you want?

Hmmm, I 'm not sure, but it's where Rockwell lived...they have a museum dedicated to him.

 

[barkley]

my brother will do ANYTHING to care for his animals-even if it causes him dire embarrassment. this one was the most recent-

his elderly dog 'pooter' developed a heart condition and the vet told him there was only one med he could prescribe, it was a people med, the dog would get the smallest possible dosage and db would have to purchase the meds at the local grocery pharmacy (needed it fast-no time for an internet order). the med was VIAGRA.

so my brother has to walk into the local safeway, submit a perscription for 'pooter-db's last name', explain while a whole line of people are waiting behind him, that no it's not for him, don't even try to submit to his insurance company. then when he gets handed the meds, in front of the whole line of people has to listen to the whole speil from the pharmacist (who keeps refering to him as 'mr. pooter') about the possible side effects and what to do if the dog experiences an erection that lasts over x number of hours-but 'don't worry too much since your doctor only prescribed half a normal child's dosage' (was'nt likely since pooter was female)...he said he never wanted to get out of a store so fast

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

Well, I don't know if it is embarrassing or not, but DW Lauri posted about something Reilly did that will make me think twice about what I praise them for in the future... Atta boy!

 

[NikiM20]

my brother will do ANYTHING to care for his animals-even if it causes him dire embarrassment. this one was the most recent-

his elderly dog 'pooter' developed a heart condition and the vet told him there was only one med he could prescribe, it was a people med, the dog would get the smallest possible dosage and db would have to purchase the meds at the local grocery pharmacy (needed it fast-no time for an internet order). the med was VIAGRA.

so my brother has to walk into the local safeway, submit a perscription for 'pooter-db's last name', explain while a whole line of people are waiting behind him, that no it's not for him, don't even try to submit to his insurance company. then when he gets handed the meds, in front of the whole line of people has to listen to the whole speil from the pharmacist (who keeps refering to him as 'mr. pooter') about the possible side effects and what to do if the dog experiences an erection that lasts over x number of hours-but 'don't worry too much since your doctor only prescribed half a normal child's dosage' (was'nt likely since pooter was female)...he said he never wanted to get out of a store so fast

They have a childs dose of VIAGRA????

 

[singingpixie]

They have a childs dose of VIAGRA????

That's exactly what I was thinking!

 

[sulleyfan]

Not so much embarrassing for me, but sure felt bad for Maggie . She's a rat terrier who is supposed to chase and go after rodents and such, and had caught mice in the past. But we had a mouse upstairs, sent the cat in to get it, he just looked at it like, you want me to do what with this thing? We then sent in the big dogs (one's a chocolate lab and the other's a lab/retreiver mix) both of them wanted nothing to do with the mouse. Finally sent in Maggie and what does she do? She rolls over onto her back and submits to the mouse. I still don't know what happened to the mouse because while I was laughing at the absurdity of her submitting to it, it ran off. But it made for quite a bit of hilarity.

 

[TinkNH]

My dear cat Harley has had a love of hair since kittenhood..always pawing at my hair, and grooming me. Apparently one night he decided to groom me while i was sleeping..and chewed off a section of hair above one eye to about 1/4 inch (I didn't have bangs at teh time) So I awoke to a patch of stubble on one side of my head. Took MONTHS for it to grow to an unnoticable length.....

I sleep with my hair twisted up in a scrunchie and my bangs pinned back with a soft band now to keep him out of it..cause he still loves my hair, weirdest cat I ever had.

 

[mamacatnv]

My dearly departed Charlie had his spot on the couch where he and his love doll (a crafty type stuffed cat) liked to nap. We had some friends over and our friend moved the love doll and sat in Charlie's spot where he (our friend) proceeded to fall asleep. We were all sitting in the room talking when Charlie backed up to our friend and sprayed him. Our friend jumped a foot as he had been asleep and I have never, ever been so mortified!

We would never let someone sit in Charlie's spot again unless he was locked up in another room. When he died of at 15, he was asleep in his spot with his love doll.