Embarrassing Pet Stories

[DVCLiz]

No one's home right now, and I heard a rustling noise in the hall. I looked out and the kitten (8 months old) was walking down the hall with an unopened tampon in her mouth.


I wonder when she'll do it in front of company and who it will be???!!!! Obviously she's found a stash somewhere upstairs and has batted one around and down the steps!! God knows if I've found them all...

What have your pets done to embarass you????

 

[LadyyRedd]

One of our cats found an unopened maxi pad and came walking amidst the company to show off his new found toy.

Kimya

 

[milkabum]

We were at a barbeque and they let us bring Jessie, our miniature schnauzer. After a while he got a bit tired and wanted to go home. We were on the backyard, so he went to the gate and started digging a hole. The first time I managed to stop him, but he ended up digging a hole under the fence and almost got away with it. I had to put all the dirt back and we left early. Oh well, if it's for my little boy then whatevers fine with me! (I was tired anyways )

 

[Hercules10]

Out jogging with my goof-ball. Decide to sprint. He goes to the right of the stop sign I go to the left and we met head to head on the other side...

 

[Kim&Chris]

We used to have a HUGE Doberman named Rusty.

Many years ago, I was asked out on a date by a guy who I really, really, really liked. He came to the house to pick me up, greeted the family, then sat down on the sofa to pet Rusty. Rusty really liked him alot. So much so that Rusty got real close to this guy's leg, .........and took a huge pee on it.

And when Rusty peed, it was like Niagra Falls.

I do believe that was our last date

 

[Alex2kMommy]

When I was a kid we had two formerly-stray dogs, a male and female, and one time when the female was in heat, my brother accidently let them both into the same part of the house at the same time. My mom and brother tried to separate them, but to no avail.

The female was not fixed and very fertile, so of course she had another litter of the cutest little puppies! We were fortunate in being able to find good homes for all of them.

Well, the male was well-known as an escape artist, getting out of every type of collar we could find, and had no trouble jumping the 8' fence in the backyard, so we'd always get calls from the neighbors saying, "Your dog is loose again, he's over by the Smith house."

So fast-forward a year later. Suddenly we were getting LOTS of calls, people telling us he was loose when he was asleep on the floor right on front of us...?! We'd tell them it wasn't our dog, and they wouldn't believe us. So we went out to investigate.

We did find a dog running loose that looked JUST LIKE our dog, only he was charcoal grey instead of solid black. Sure enough, he had been the little puppy adopted by the neighbors, and become quite the little Houdini himself! The apple sure didn't fall far from that tree!

 

[luvwinnie]

Oh, good, I'm not the only one. After a long car ride, we took our bulldog Winnie out to stroll around the lovely quaint town of Stockbridge, MA. A woman stopped to pet Winnie who immediately THREW UP and narrowly missed the woman's shoe!!!

 

[Sthronds]

My dog Missy who passed away a few years ago hated my best friends husband. He used to make a noise that just drove her mad. She held a grudge against him until the day she died. One evening when they were visiting, Missy took all her toys into the bedroom, one by one. She then sat in there protecting them from David. After he left, she brought them all back in the living room. I always felt bad that she hated him so much.

 

[NikiM20]

No one's home right now, and I heard a rustling noise in the hall. I looked out and the kitten (8 months old) was walking down the hall with an unopened tampon in her mouth.


I wonder when she'll do it in front of company and who it will be???!!!! Obviously she's found a stash somewhere upstairs and has batted one around and down the steps!! God knows if I've found them all...

What have your pets done to embarass you????

Well at least yours was unopened....My weiner dog once pulled a used applicator out of the garbace can and went and laid it at my FIL feet. i was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO embarassed I thought I was gonna die

 

[crazyme5kids]

My cat was running around like a loon and doing the "scoot". You know, dragging his rear end along the floor. So I catch him to find out what is wrong with him. There was about 4 inches of ribbon hanging out of his, well you know what. So now I have to pull it out . I pulled it and it must have been a foot and a half long by the time I was done .

 

[singingpixie]

Well at least yours was unopened....My weiner dog once pulled a used applicator out of the garbace can and went and laid it at my FIL feet. i was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO embarassed I thought I was gonna die

I can even beat that... when we first got Dax, she found her way into the bathroom trash can and dragged several used tampons out into the hallway... when only my male roommate was home. The poor guy actually cleaned it up, and when I got home told me why we needed to keep the bathroom door closed. I don't think I could be more embarrassed!

 

[minniedisney1]

This did not happen to be my dog doing the embarrassing, but it is by far the most embarrassing pet incident I have been a part of.

Last year my DS & were visiting a very good friend of mine. She has a little poofy dog of some sort. About 7-8lbs. Cute as can be.

Anyway on to the story. She had invited some of our mutual friends over, her college age daughter & some of her friends. Sometime during the evening her little dog got into her "personal" drawer in her bedroom. She brought out several different "toys". The worst part was is she was carrying one around & it was making noise. Her daughters boyfriend just happened to be standing there & she asked him to find out what was in the dogs mouth. Imagine everyones surprise when he pulled that particular item from the dogs mouth.

Needless to say, the party quickly wound down & her daughters boyfriend has not been back since.

 

[Charade]

OOOOO!!! I just had one tonight!! I took my cat to the vet and while I was walking down the hall to the examination room and carrying her under my arm, she peeed all over the wall and floor!! "Clean up, aisle 4!".

She missed me by inches!

I guess she was "full", upset and I must have squeezed her just a little too hard carrying her!

 

[goofygirl]

My late great cat Mikey was fixed, but he still liked to hump. He would hump stuffed toys and pillows in front of company.

 

[Linda/MA]

It was Thanksgiving at my house with all my in-laws. Now my cocker spaniel Abby is the cutest thing and is usually very good and hardly ever has any accidents in the house. But, it being Thanksgiving day, and being so pre-occupied, I completely forgot about putting her out. When my SIL and family were leaving, I was seeing them out the front door when I smelled something terrible, like someone just went to the bathroom and didn't use the room freshener. You know that smell. Just after I said my goodbyes, I turned around and right there on the living room floor was a present from my dog. I was screaming and laughing so hard at the same time! How embarassing. Of course, the rest of my in-laws were still there! Thank goodness Abby eats dry food.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Tara (she's a tiny little cocker spaniel) has never done anything that embarrassed me, but she's embarrassed herself plenty. I think the funniest was the time that we'd bought new toilet seats, but we weren't sure they'd fit properly, so we fitted them before we bolted them down. Well, Tara had a habit of running into the bathroom, jumping on the toilet, then into the sink. She ran in, jumped on the toilet...the seat went flying off to the side, and down she went. Right into the bowl. I tried to catch her, but I only managed to get her under her front legs. So there she's dangling, rear end and back legs in the water, churning wildly, splashing water everywhere.

And that was the end of jumping on the toilet and into the sink.

Oh, then there was that time that she jumped up on my mother's bed, stepped on her over-large ears, and fell on her face. Of course I cracked up. She turned around and indignantly howled at me. She KNEW I was laughing at her!

 

[Simba's Mom]

Oh, good, I'm not the only one. After a long car ride, we took our bulldog Winnie out to stroll around the lovely quaint town of Stockbridge, MA. A woman stopped to pet Winnie who immediately THREW UP and narrowly missed the woman's shoe!!!

Stockbridge-was that the home of "Alice's Restuarant", where you can get anything you want?

 

[VioltePrincess]

My beagle was not known as an escape artist, but one morning she got out...and since we were living in the city at the time, I felt I should try to go catch her. So there I was, running after this dumb doggie in my bathrobe and slippers. The dog ran around the block and then back to our yard...and never realized I was following her untl we both got back home.

 

[mking624]

There are a couple....

There was one time when we were living with my inlaws that I was taking a shower when I was the only one home. The bathroom door doesn't close very well...as in you tap the door, it opens. Well I heard the door open, I peeked my face out, and there was the dog. She started ruffling through my clothes and pulled out my underwear and promptly parade out of the bathroom. I couldn't do anything....I was in the shower! But approximately 30 seconds later, I hear something very light being tossed into the bathroom and the door closed. I peek out again, there's my underwear. Apparently my FIL just got home and the dog paraded my underwear right onto the middle of the living room floor.

This one didn't embarrass me, but it did make me laugh. I had taken one of my guinea pigs, Eggnog, to the vet for a checkup and to get his nails clipped. The vet was holding him and he started swinging his front paw around like he was trying to punch her in the face. He's been held in that position before and it's never bothered him, but he decided on doing a boxing match that day. So she decided to plant a kiss on his lips, and he promptly wiped his face. I started laughing because he loves to be kissed on his lips. So she did it again, and he wiped his face again. He was fine with her before...but one day she called him a "rooster" (his fur is kinda crazy) and so we think he has a grudge against her.

 

[NikiM20]

No one's home right now, and I heard a rustling noise in the hall. I looked out and the kitten (8 months old) was walking down the hall with an unopened tampon in her mouth.

Well at least yours was unopened....My weiner dog once pulled a used applicator out of the garbace can and went and laid it at my FIL feet. i was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO embarassed I thought I was gonna die

I can even beat that... when we first got Dax, she found her way into the bathroom trash can and dragged several used tampons out into the hallway... when only my male roommate was home. The poor guy actually cleaned it up, and when I got home told me why we needed to keep the bathroom door closed. I don't think I could be more embarrassed!

So what did we learn today????????

Dogs and Tampons do not mix