Embarrassing Moments! Share so we can laugh at - I mean WITH - you.

[wdwmom0f3]

Mine had to have been on our last trip to Disney. It was for my daughters graduation trip and my mom and son went with us while my husband stayed home with our middle daughter to get her to cheer camp.

We had a great week! We were staying at Port Orleans Riverside and we were on the dining plan so we ate a ton all week. We fell in love with the cheese cake in the food court so just about every night we would walk up there and have a late snack before we went to bed.

Towards the end of the trip we found ourselves over stuffed to the point of almost complete discomfort. This one night, it was very late and the place had to be close to closing or something. We all had our snacks and we were headed back to our room in building 15. There was not a sole out on the path but us, thankfully!! The kids and my mom walked ahead and I swear they were walking slow and almost with a wobble instead of a full walk.

Watching them got me laughing. They turned around to see what was so funny and the looks on their faces made me laugh more. They had this "shut up and come on we are dying" look on their faces and I lost it! Literally. I bent over laughing so hard that I wet my pants! Right there by the river! I swear I have never done that before in my life but I couldn't stop laughing!!! Then they busted out laughing as I ran to the room!!!

I had to go take a shower and do laundry that same night!

To make matters worse we were still laughing about it when it was time to go to bed. My mom takes a sleeping pill to help her fall asleep so that night she was standing beside me bed and she was talking then the next thing I know she had leaned over and fell asleep standing up next to my bed. Ok so this night was crazy already now I have my mom standing up asleep beside my bed.

The kids and I crack up laughing again, and she is still asleep! There was no waking her so I got out of bed and rolled her onto my bed so she is face down at this point. Well, we couldn't leave her that way because she might suffocate so we rolled her over. She is no skinny Minnie so this took some effort. So we got her on her back, and covered her up then the laughter started all over again. Of course we took pictures of all of this happening so she would believe us the next day!

Then try oing to sleep after this crazy night! As tired as we were the kids and I could not stop laughing at what had happened to me, and what has happened to granny. It would get quiet, then boom! laughter all over again. I was scared too that I would wet the bed! the next morning she asked how she got into that bed so we showed her the pictures on my camera!!

To this day that has got to be one of the funniest, most embarrassing things that has ever happened to me.

 

[Patience]

My 5 year old daughter loves to put makeup on me and do my hair. One night after she gave me a makeover, I fell asleep while reading to her so I didn't clean my face or take my hair down. My cell phone rang at around 11:00 pm and it was a FaceTime call from someone at my older daughter 's college. Having been sound asleep, I was confused and also worried that something might be wrong with my daughter because she had been sick that week. I answered the FaceTime request and there was this stunned look on the face of the other person. I had forgotten that I had on dark purple eye shadow up to my eyebrows and beyond, big red spots of blush on my cheeks and blood red lips, all of it not so expertly applied by my five year old, not to mention the lopsided pigtails with three mismatched bows all over my head. LOL! My daughter in college was mortified that I picked up that phone call looking like that because it was from someone she knows. My cell phone number and hers are similar. I still laugh when I think about how I must have looked to the person on the phone.

 

[PigletsPal2]

When we were assigned to Germany, I tripped over a hidden tree stump in the PX parking lot and broke my arm very close to the elbow. After four months and two surgeries, the pins finally came out and the bandages and sling were history. Yaaay! I could take a bath instead of a shower! I should mention at this point that I am QUITE Pooh-sized.

So I filled up our old-fashioned European-style claw foot tub with water as hot as I could stand it and settled back for a nice long soak. This was heavenly until the water started to cool about a half hour later and it was time to get out - easier said than done! Another half hour slipping and sliding, twisting and turning, and I'm still in the tub! I even tried draining the tub with no success. Time to call in the big guns - DH!

He tried everything he could think of to get me out of the tub, including getting IN the tub, all to no avail. By this time, we're both laughing hysterically, which also doesn't help the cause. Finally, I manage to inch my way up the back of the tub to balance my oversized tush on the 1" ledge at the back of the tub. As we're catching our breath, DH says he wishes he had a video camera; I don't know to whom he thought he could show that video ad still be alive!

 

[cm8]

^^^^^ I', thinking he might have used it for blackmailing you

My story
I was breastfeeding my daughter and thought I had secured my merchandise before getting up to leave the nursing room. I was wearing my DD so I didn't feel any air ( I was already feeling uncomfortable wearing her due to the size of my" Double Divas") well apparently I didn't secure the hook on my nursing bra well enough. As I approached my husband, he came running to me fast and he was laughing about giving free shows and told me to look down.........I did and that is when I realized my nursing top and bra hook was undone and I had inadvertently walked around "displaying my goods" no wonder I got a few winks while headed his direction someone could have at least told me

 

[Erin1700]

While eating at Crocketts's Tavern at Fort Wilderness,our server came over and introduced himself. He said hello my name is Mustafa. So I became excited and loud and said.........Ohhhhhh like the Lion King and I shout out MUSTAFA..... (like the movie hahaha) and he says Um excuse me Miss... thats Mufasa in the movie. My kids nearly spit out there chocolate milk. I guess I thought he chose a fake name but he didn't it was his real name. Not one of my finer moments!!!

My kindergarten son goes to school with a boy named Mustafa. He called him Mufasa at home and before we knew his real name, my DD12 would ask about "the Lion King"boy. He is always in all sorts of trouble at school so my son would talk about him quite a bit. I finally saw his name written down and realized it was Mustafa not Mufasa.

 

[smallblackstars]

When I was pregnant with DD I was on the bus going to work and ended up sitting next to a rather large young man who had a 1-2 month old baby with him. He looked really tired, his hair was about shoulder length and pulled back into a sloppy ponytail, he had bad stubble and had thrown on a black sports tracksuit. I commented on how lovely his daughter was and he smiled and said she was wonderful but being up all night wasn't! We chatted for a while and I said 'so where's Mummy today then??' The reply I got made me want to fall off the face of the earth....... 'I am Mummy!' The poor girl must have been suffering with PCOS or something similar, I was absolutely mortified but luckily my brain (for once!) snapped into action and I replied promptly with 'Really? You don't look old enough to be a Mum yet!' to which she replied, 'Haha, yeah, I am only 18 and did have high hopes but Uni is on hold for a while now, I will take this year off and get back next September to start my second year.' Luckily my stop wasn't far away and I shot off the bus, after saying goodbye of course, and hung my head in shame as I walked the 5 minutes to my work. I don't speak to strangers on the bus anymore.....

Another one, my little sister has a best friend called Emerald. She is a really lovely girl and both her and my sister have turned out to be very respectable young women (they will be 18 this year, yikes!) As a joke at my sister, nothing at all to do with Emerald, we would call Emerald 'Hemorrhoid' when we spoke about her with my sister at home as it really wound her up. This stopped when I answered the door to poor wee Emerald and chirped 'Hi Hemorrhoid!' at her. I really need to be locked up at times!!!

 

[Jaya]

Well, after about 20 minutes of sitting there and chatting with these ladies we didn't know, I started getting worried. And then, this girl walks in with a "Bride to Be" sash on and it wasn't my best friend!

Come to find out, we had showed up at the wrong house!!!! The house we were supposed to be at was like 4 doors down. There just happened to be another wedding shower going on in the same neighborhood at the same time!

My Mom and I were mortified!!!! We had to tell them we were in the wrong house and ask for our presents back and leave! We referred to ourselves as Shower Crashers for months afterwards!

SOOOOOOOOO embarrassing!

I did the same thing at a wedding reception. It was for a co-worker and I was the only one from the office going to the reception, so I knew I wouldn't know anyone there but the groom. I went in, put my present on the table and got a drink. A little while later, the bride and groom came in and whoops, it wasn't my co-worker. I had to slink over to the table, get my present and drive a few miles down the road to the OTHER Elks lodge. I was sure somebody was going to yell THIEF!!! as I slunk out of the room with the present.

 

[Pooh_Friend#1]

Mine had to have been on our last trip to Disney. It was for my daughters graduation trip and my mom and son went with us while my husband stayed home with our middle daughter to get her to cheer camp.

We had a great week! We were staying at Port Orleans Riverside and we were on the dining plan so we ate a ton all week. We fell in love with the cheese cake in the food court so just about every night we would walk up there and have a late snack before we went to bed.

Towards the end of the trip we found ourselves over stuffed to the point of almost complete discomfort. This one night, it was very late and the place had to be close to closing or something. We all had our snacks and we were headed back to our room in building 15. There was not a sole out on the path but us, thankfully!! The kids and my mom walked ahead and I swear they were walking slow and almost with a wobble instead of a full walk.

Watching them got me laughing. They turned around to see what was so funny and the looks on their faces made me laugh more. They had this "shut up and come on we are dying" look on their faces and I lost it! Literally. I bent over laughing so hard that I wet my pants! Right there by the river! I swear I have never done that before in my life but I couldn't stop laughing!!! Then they busted out laughing as I ran to the room!!!

I had to go take a shower and do laundry that same night!

To make matters worse we were still laughing about it when it was time to go to bed. My mom takes a sleeping pill to help her fall asleep so that night she was standing beside me bed and she was talking then the next thing I know she had leaned over and fell asleep standing up next to my bed. Ok so this night was crazy already now I have my mom standing up asleep beside my bed.

The kids and I crack up laughing again, and she is still asleep! There was no waking her so I got out of bed and rolled her onto my bed so she is face down at this point. Well, we couldn't leave her that way because she might suffocate so we rolled her over. She is no skinny Minnie so this took some effort. So we got her on her back, and covered her up then the laughter started all over again. Of course we took pictures of all of this happening so she would believe us the next day!

Then try oing to sleep after this crazy night! As tired as we were the kids and I could not stop laughing at what had happened to me, and what has happened to granny. It would get quiet, then boom! laughter all over again. I was scared too that I would wet the bed! the next morning she asked how she got into that bed so we showed her the pictures on my camera!!

To this day that has got to be one of the funniest, most embarrassing things that has ever happened to me.

Thank you for making my Monday morning!!!!! This reminds me so much of my family.

 

[rlduvall]

This happened many, many years ago. In fact, the young stepsons I mention are now grown men :

We were at Typhoon Lagoon on the lazy river. My DH and I were each in our own inter-tube and my two stepsons were ahead of us playing in the water. At that point I just wanted to chill, so I grabbed my DH's foot so I wouldnt get too far from him, laid my head back and closed my eyes for a minute. When I opened them, I noticed that my DH was way ahead of me playing with his sons, yet I still had my hand on his foot. When I looked to see whose foot I was holding, I saw an older gentleman with his wife right next to him, and they both had the biggest grin on their faces. They knew what had happened and thought it was hilarious.

 

[TruBlu]

This happened many, many years ago. In fact, the young stepsons I mention are now grown men :

We were at Typhoon Lagoon on the lazy river. My DH and I were each in our own inter-tube and my two stepsons were ahead of us playing in the water. At that point I just wanted to chill, so I grabbed my DH's foot so I wouldnt get too far from him, laid my head back and closed my eyes for a minute. When I opened them, I noticed that my DH was way ahead of me playing with his sons, yet I still had my hand on his foot. When I looked to see whose foot I was holding, I saw an older gentleman with his wife right next to him, and they both had the biggest grin on their faces. They knew what had happened and thought it was hilarious.

So funny!!!!

Reminded me of the time I got stuck in my tube in the lazy river at TL. I've had 13 abdominal surgeries, so I can't use my abs at all without risk of injury. After floating around for 2 hours & going under the waterfall with no way to avoid it, then starting to feel seasick from the rocking, I finally sucked it up & asked a stranger to pull me out.

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[laurajetter]

A few years back I took my DD's to the Great Wolfe Lodge. The girls were in the wave pool and all of the sudden the lifeguard starts blowing her whistle like crazy and they started evacuating the pool. I see a life guard jump in and pull a teenager to the surface. She puts a plastic device on his head and starts doing mouth to mouth. I am panicking, where is his family or friends they must be scared to death. I am gripping a pole by the pool. I bow my head and pray earnestly. After a few minutes a lady comes over to me and says," uh mam this is not real; it's just a drill, they are practicing". I say, uh...me too!

Wow, I can imagine I'd probably be scared too! I wouldn't have thought they'd do drills while the public is there; seems like it might freak some people out, especially kids.