Embarassing Stories!!!!!

[pat9283]

Ok, I have just been on another Disboard and there was a thread about embarassing disney related stories, and as I am always on this board, I thought I would start one for us. Im sorry if this has been done b4. I thought we could do with some light relief and a break from wedding stresses.

I'll start I have a few. (The first one is so gross that I have never told anyone)

#1
Well the first one is THE most embarassing! I was in Typhoon lagoon and feeling brave I decided to go on Humunga Kowabunga (big mistake) I did'nt read the instructions properly telliing you to cross your legs, so as I went down I had the most powerfull enima possible! It truley hurt and I had an enormous wedgie to make it worse! As I got to the bottom DH2B was waiting for me and had no idea what had happened. So as I hobbled over to him, well put it this way what goes up must come down (OMG I am blushing writing this) I was walking very slowley over to him and trying to smile and not let on what had happened and water (and whatever else) is pouring down my legs. I was mortified and needless to say my yellow bikini was ruined, I had to make up a mad excuse so that I could go and buy and new one. We spent $90 on a bikini in typhoon lagoon and DH2B still does'nt know why!

#2
I was on the bus going back to ASmo and there was a woman sat next to me with a 6mth old, Her partner was stood up in front of me. Half way through the journey the partner decides that he wants to hold the baby (standing up) and takes the baby and holds him so that he is facing me. (Background info: I am very well endowed in the chest department) I notice that the child is glaring at my chest and trying to grab at me, DH2B is very amused by this and this prompts the partner to notice as well. I just sat there going increadibly red whilst a 6mth old and 2 grown men stare at my chest Laughing! So then the partner goes on to say the ultimate comment, Im sure he did'nt mean it to sound the way it did but it was so innapropriate. He said 'Dont worry he just thinks its lunch time' OMG I was beetroot and DH2B was histerical whilst the mother of the child (who was not so well endowed) glared at me like she was wishing she was malificent right now. And through all this the child is drooling!!!

#3
Another typhoon lagoon! I was in the wave pool with DH2B and I am not a good swimmer, so when the waves get going I wait until the last moment and jump with my arms onto DH2B sholders. Well It was only when I stood up I realised that when I jumped onto him the last time I had rubbed against him so hard that my top had rolled down and I was now bearing all to the whole of the wave pool! I had to duck back under the water and fix my self! Oh the shame! I bet he wished that he had left me in florida!

 

[myprincessgirlisa]

#1
Well the first one is THE most embarassing! I was in Typhoon lagoon and feeling brave I decided to go on Humunga Kowabunga (big mistake) I did'nt read the instructions properly telliing you to cross your legs, so as I went down I had the most powerfull enima possible! It truley hurt and I had an enormous wedgie to make it worse! As I got to the bottom DH2B was waiting for me and had no idea what had happened. So as I hobbled over to him, well put it this way what goes up must come down (OMG I am blushing writing this) I was walking very slowley over to him and trying to smile and not let on what had happened and water (and whatever else) is pouring down my legs. I was mortified and needless to say my yellow bikini was ruined, I had to make up a mad excuse so that I could go and buy and new one. We spent $90 on a bikini in typhoon lagoon and DH2B still does'nt know why!:

I almost dies when I read this.....I did the exact same thing only the CM at the bottom was telling me to stand up & get off so the next person could go but I shook me head NO & scotched to the minipool

Typhon Lagoon: at the wave pool I thought itd be cool to take a picture of me sitting in the shallow water & have a wave come up over me....needless to saw it was so strong that it shoved me about 10 or more feet, made me scrap up my hands on the bottom & snag my suit....i cant tell you how many people were laughing at me when i could finally stand up....what else could i do but laugh with them

As for wedding bloopers.....as I was walking on the beach my dress must have gone thru duck poop & a few mins later I went to grab the bottom so it wouldnt go in the water & stuck my hand right in it...YUCK....luckily someone had a napkin.....so remember girls, bring wet wipes & antibacterial lotion cause you never know


oh & i almost fell into the whirlpools at WL one night cause I was too self concious about my boody. I tried to whip off my shirt and shorts all bent over & do some type of acrobatic entrance to avoid the other quests seeing me....i think i drew more attention doing that than if i had just taken off the clothes & stepped in normally
this is fun

 

[pat9283]

I almost dies when I read this.....I did the exact same thing only the CM at the bottom was telling me to stand up & get off so the next person could go but I shook me head NO & scotched to the minipool

Typhon Lagoon: at the wave pool I thought itd be cool to take a picture of me sitting in the shallow water & have a wave come up over me....needless to saw it was so strong that it shoved me about 10 or more feet, made me scrap up my hands on the bottom & snag my suit....i cant tell you how many people were laughing at me when i could finally stand up....what else could i do but laugh with them

As for wedding bloopers.....as I was walking on the beach my dress must have gone thru duck poop & a few mins later I went to grab the bottom so it wouldnt go in the water & stuck my hand right in it...YUCK....luckily someone had a napkin.....so remember girls, bring wet wipes & antibacterial lotion cause you never know


oh & i almost fell into the whirlpools at WL one night cause I was too self concious about my boody. I tried to whip off my shirt and shorts all bent over & do some type of acrobatic entrance to avoid the other quests seeing me....i think i drew more attention doing that than if i had just taken off the clothes & stepped in normally
this is fun

Breathe!

 

[pat9283]

Just thought I'd give this a bump and see if anyone wanted to join in!