Embarassed at pediatrician today!!!!!

[mla2177]

My 2 yr old little boy told his pediatrican today (with his hand in his pants)that "I have a little wood".

Talk about embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I need to have a talk with my hubby

 

[dementia412]

A fear I deal with all the time ... my son has a vocabulary you wouldn't believe. He's never spouted any of those words while we're out, but I know eventually it'll happen. I feel for you!

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Well, thats kids for ya. Black Friday we were in Target - Me (mommy 33) - DS5 & DD4. As we are passing the womens clothing section my DS5 blurts out "Mom, do you need anymore BIG Boo* BRAS?!?!"

Telling my DH later that night DS overheard me and added "well how 'bout some BIG BUTT underwear" Um, Gee thanks buddy but no not right now. LOL kids really do say the darnest things!

 

[MUFFYCAT]

That is cute!
Although when he's 16 that might different if he tells a female that!

 

[UrsulasMyHero]

Ahh the joys of having children. 2 years old? I'm guessing that's a little young to have "The Talk"? I would have been Chagrinned, and a bit mortified, but I'm sure the doc has heard it all. *giggles* *hugs*

 

[Beth76]

OMG! I'm sooooooo glad my 2yo can't talk!!!

 

[Chilehead Too]

 

[ilovepcot]

Hysterical! What did the doctor say?????

 

[DisneyBlonde]

So funny!

 

[canwegosoon]

That is cute but where did he get the expression from?

 

[noodleknitter]

LOL, kids...you gotta love 'em. My son looked at the shoe salesperson and stated "You have very large breasts." He was 4 at the time. She looked a bit put out, but forgave him!

 

[minkydog]

That is cute but where did he get the expression from?

That's what I want to know.I had never even heard that expression until I was 40.

 

[noodleknitter]

Well, my sons called them big peanuts... No one had a clue, if they did mention it in public...fine with me!
Thank goodness for speech issues!

 

[SwedishMeatball]

That's what I want to know.I had never even heard that expression until I was 40.

It's not just big boys that wake up like that in the morning. Maybe he went and asked his dad why it was like that and his response was, "Oh, looks like you got a little wood." I'm sure he didn't mean it in a sexual reference, but just describing the, umm, positioning.

 

[Mom2Angels]

My son who is now 15 used to love trains and anything to do with them when he was little. He had a couple of railroad crossings amongst the many trains he had, he couldn't say railroad crossings so he called them ding, dings, for the noises they made when they went up and down.

Anyway, one day I took him to get his hair cut, while getting his hair cut he begins to tell the lady about his ding, ding and how it went up and it went down and that his daddy had a big ding, ding that went up and down also, I thought I would die, then trying to explain what he actually meant, don't know if she believed me or not!!

Debbie

 

[SwedishMeatball]

My son who is now 15 used to love trains and anything to do with them when he was little. He had a couple of railroad crossings amongst the many trains he had, he couldn't say railroad crossings so he called them ding, dings, for the noises they made when they went up and down.

Anyway, one day I took him to get his hair cut, while getting his hair cut he begins to tell the lady about his ding, ding and how it went up and it went down and that his daddy had a big ding, ding that went up and down also, I thought I would die, then trying to explain what he actually meant, don't know if she believed me or not!!

Debbie

 

[KEH]

Reminds me of the time when I was drying DS after swimming when he was a baby and a little girl said "he's got a very little p*nis" followed by "my Daddy's got a very big p*nis". Never seen anyone go quite as red as her Mum but whether through embarassment or pride I'm not sure.

 

[Steffi]

This thread is so funny, the stories just keep getting better & better!

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

You guys are cracking me up.

I'm supposed to be working on my NaNo which is due in 3 days and I've got 1,300 words left and I'm totally cracking up.
Bad DIS bad!

TOV

 

[ckay87]

Well at least he's 2 and not 14!