Elf on the Shelf - slightly annoyed

Now I have to go get one. My adult children would so much love the "inappropriate Elf." Love the Timberlake In A Box one.

You should. Our household is child free and last year I broke down and bought one of those posable elf ornaments at Michaels (much cheaper than EotS, and more posable!). After seeing all the pictures of fun things people have done with their elves, and me being the silly, childlike person I am, I thought it would be a fun thing to do to spread a little humor and Christmas joy to the house throughout the month of December. And the best part is since we're all adults, there are no expectations, obligations, or "rules" in order to keep up any type of illusion like you would have to do with a small child. If the elf doesn't do anything for a couple days, then that's ok. She'll do something whenever inspiration hits. This year I even bought a boy elf for double the fun. :teeth:
 
Maybe in your house. Our elf doesn't roll that way, but to each their own. If some kid told my kids that their mom said that she/he didn't need an elf because they weren't bad and only bad kids needed them they'd simply inform them that their elf isn't a spy, but a friend of Santa who isn't watching how good or bad they are. They are here to spread Holiday magic and to encourage them to spread Christmas cheer all month long. Through his fun and silly antics and his kindness calendar it is a fun tradition we enjoy. Not everyone focuses heavily on coal and naughty children not getting gifts.

I guess that is the story you can tell your kids if that is the way you celebrate your Christmas by viewing Santa as a reward or punishment, but we do not. I still think it is a poor way to explain why you don't have an elf when you are basically telling your child the majority of their friends or a good number anyway must be so bad they need an elf. Just seems odd o_O

We didn't do the nonsense of the elf, ever, because thank goodness they didn't exist and if they did I would have explained that it was just a marketing ploy. I never focused on coal and naughty either, didn't have to. But if my kids thought other kids were more loved because some parent told their kids some bunch of crap about a marketing ploy, I'd tell my kids that the parent was full of it.
 
We didn't do the nonsense of the elf, ever, because thank goodness they didn't exist and if they did I would have explained that it was just a marketing ploy. I never focused on coal and naughty either, didn't have to. But if my kids thought other kids were more loved because some parent told their kids some bunch of crap about a marketing ploy, I'd tell my kids that the parent was full of it.


LOL. I'm also glad it wasn't around when our kids were little. But it's just because I'm lazy.
 

We didn't do the nonsense of the elf, ever, because thank goodness they didn't exist and if they did I would have explained that it was just a marketing ploy. I never focused on coal and naughty either, didn't have to. But if my kids thought other kids were more loved because some parent told their kids some bunch of crap about a marketing ploy, I'd tell my kids that the parent was full of it.

Well if you missed out on the nonsense lucky you, nothing to worry about. Isn't Santa in general a marketing ploy if you want to focus on that aspect of it and who said anything about kids with elves being more loved....that's quite a leap your taking there, but ok. You seem to be really hostile about something that is just meant to be fun family tradition. I also wrap books for the whole month of December to read with my kids. They get to pick one and we unwrap it and read it. The elf, like the books is a tradition I hope my kids will look back on fondly...no crap I'm feeding them to make them feel more loved than other kids, but thanks for the laugh. I see people anti elf but never heard it spun as parents who do it trying to make their kids feel more loved and feeding them crap about it.:laughing:
 
Didn't hear about it when my kids were young.

Asked my kids, now 16 and 14 about it a few years ago when it was getting popular and they said they were glad we never had one. They thought it was creepy. Lol.
 
My dd is 9 and claims everyone has this elf, and she really really wants one. Since she is at an age where I'm not always sure of her knowledge level, and I don't want to dash childlike wonder...I commented that I wasn't sure how you got one. She told me you buy them at the store!

Oh good! I'm just lazy, so it's not happening.
 
We got the Elf a couple of years ago and actually it has been fun, yes sometimes it's a pain but DW and I mostly enjoy setting up the Elf. After reading a lot of these posts, I am sure glad we have not lost our fun child side and are not to lazy to spend a few minutes (sometimes just 30 seconds) to do something special for our DDs. Our DDs are not morning kids and the Elf has actually helped get them up and moving in the morning, getting out of bed to try and find it:)
 
You should. Our household is child free and last year I broke down and bought one of those posable elf ornaments at Michaels (much cheaper than EotS, and more posable!). After seeing all the pictures of fun things people have done with their elves, and me being the silly, childlike person I am, I thought it would be a fun thing to do to spread a little humor and Christmas joy to the house throughout the month of December. And the best part is since we're all adults, there are no expectations, obligations, or "rules" in order to keep up any type of illusion like you would have to do with a small child. If the elf doesn't do anything for a couple days, then that's ok. She'll do something whenever inspiration hits. This year I even bought a boy elf for double the fun. :teeth:
Definitely heading out to get one to greet our boys home from college. Looking at the Inappropriate Elf ideas on Pinterest, they will enjoy it.
 
I heard of Elf on a Shelf a few years ago, but until reading this thread I didn't know what it was all about. Glad they didn't have this nonsense when the kids were younger.

As for naughty and inappropriate stuff, hell yes!!

 
So glad we missed out on the whole Elf thing. I was the bad mom who sat my youngest (3rd grader at the time) down after Christmas and explained that we bought all the presents. Just couldn't keep up with the stress and pretense any longer.
You are a good mom for delivering logic and reason to an age-appropriate child. I think most children who are over seven or eight know that Santa or the Elf are really just Mom and Dad. If you taped Mom's face to the Elf, then she could openly revel in the games and pranks and little presents-this has been my fantasy for years. Maybe I should do a Pinterest page entitled, "Mom is the Elf on the Shelf and she is totally awesome!"
 
So what's the deal with not being able to touch it? Why would it then 'lose it's magic?' No kids here so it's not something we do anyway, but it seems like not being "allowed" to touch it would just make it even harder. What if he falls off a shelf? Does he lie on the floor until the middle of the night?
Man, that kind of Elf background story (along with all of the other lore) would have never flown in my childhood household. We were a tough crowd! LOL!
 
But when my (then) 7-year-old came home practically in tears and said "My friends say all you have to do is wish for one... and I've been wishing and wishing, but he still won't come."

Man, and people are so afraid of the kids who might mention that Santa, etc, isn't real. Seems it's the kids like the ones your child ran across are the REAL ogres!

At age 11 why don't you put her in charge of the elf? I'm serious - it could work out really great!

I thought the same thing, but looking at the poster's signature, the 11 year old is the youngest. So who would she be doing it for?

Why make it that dramatic and nasty.

Did you feel it was dramatic and nasty? Wow, I didn't. I thought it was good, especially under pressure.

The 'don't like it don't get it' isn't so easy when kids hear their friends elves have shown up and they are left wondering why he hasn't shown up at their house.

Exactly. A few of the people in this thread ONLY have them because other children at school said really strong stuff to their kids. If DS went to school and a teacher started this nonsense, I would be seriously miffed at the teacher! It's one thing to keep at school, but it seems some teachers are making it happen at home, too.

I personally think there are nicer ways to explain why you don't have one besides making it out like all the kids who have them are "bad" and need it.

See, I read "YOU are so GOOD that you don't need the elf". That doesn't actually have to translate to "other children are so bad that they do". It was something to make that child feel OK and safe that the elf was not there anymore.

Now if that child goes back to school and starts telling the other kids about it, then she's spreading unkindness. Hopefully, since she is such a good kid, she's going to keep that to herself.

Like all the other kids should be! Man, some of these other kids at school are unbelievable!

t's bad enough that my parents brought my son a huge wooden advent calendar in the shape of a Christmas tree (the thing is about 4 foot tall, it was $150! For an advent calendar!) and it has these huge boxes to put treats in each morning. Not just a little chocolate or something small, these boxes would fit a small melon.

Oh dear.

My stepmom needlepointed a stocking for DS for his first Yuletime. A HUGE, gigantic, stocking. The kid has never seen that stocking. There was absolutely NO chance it was ever going to be even a quarter of the way filled, so it's just packed away. OK so he's seen it now that he's older and understands that it is NOT going to be used, and I laugh about my stepmom thinking I was going to utilize it.

I mean, she KNOWS that my brother and I weren't raised with the Santa myth (other than him being a fun story that some families do, but we don't, but don't spoil it for the other children), so why she thought I was going to go all out for xmas, I'm not quite sure! (and since part of the reason we weren't raised with the idea of a strange man coming into the house in the middle of the night was because of fear of my father, as in, the person that later became her husband, it's even more mystifying that she would think I'd get into it)

I don't have the elf on a shelf. Too much to do at this season without throwing that in the mix. I do have an elf that was given to me the year DD was adopted. A much less creepier looking elf. This one just sits on an end table during the Christmas seasonView attachment 138322

That's a *less* creepy looking elf???? Whimper.

My oldest is 10 and I fear this will be the last year she will believe. Makes me sad because Christmas is so magical and special to them. They love decorations and everything that comes with it.

Believe it or not, it is entirely possible to love the decorations and everything about the season without EVER believing in Santa etc. You can believe me because I'm one. I'm not Christian, I'm not religious at all, I was not raised with Santa as anything but something fun, and I've raised my son the same exact way, and we call it Yuletime, but all the trappings are the same (apart from the Nativity), and it's all awesome and fun.

People fear the loss of belief and think it means the loss of fun and joy and it's just mystifying. Because it doesn't have to be.

(And by the way it was FAR more mystifying to wonder how my mom, a single mom with no child support coming in, EVER managed to create our Christmases, than it was to wonder how a magical mystery man did it.... Also, my room was right off the living room in our 800 square foot house, and yet she managed to hide, then wrap, everything and put it all out while I, an absolutely horrible sleeper, was *right there*. Magical. My mom was amazing.)



Elf on the Shelf is just copying what I came up with in '04, when I got a little wool doll we call the Yule Fairy. I'd bought a Polar Express Santa before that, and the two of them have been really inappropriate in the past (when DS was little and didn't have a clue). Now they just sit and end up with empty shot glasses of wine, and powdered sugar all over, for Yule morning or the 25th, whenever we choose to do presents. Copycatters. ;)
 
Our actual Christmas day plans always change, and so Advent season is a really big deal to us....I think it makes the wait more fun, and the kids love having something to pass the time. Nothing comes from Santa in our house on the day of. We do the cheap chocolate Advent calendars and an online snowglobe from Jacquie Lawson (sp?) every morning, and added Elf this year. Then at night, I've wrapped up 25 books from the library and we pick one out and unwrap it every night to read together. I almost like Advent season better than Christmas as it is where all of our immediate family's traditions are!
I don't like the "spy" concept, so I just changed the words of the book (my kids can't read yet) and said he was just to keep us company and play fun games during the season to pass the time. So far it's been a hit, I don't do anything fancy.
The only thing from Santa we do is about halfway through December, I sneak a small present from Santa on the porch with a note that says how good they have been waiting and rewarding them for that, and then am "suprised" to find he's snuck it there when I get the mail. DS talked about it for weeks last year! Christmas day is simple at our house though, presents, fun dinner, and movies.
 
....that elf on a shelf is just too darn CREEPY for me....
 
I started it about 5-6 years ago. I thought it was cute because my sons preschool teacher had one for the class. My never made messes or anything. Just moves spots each night as long as we don't forget. My daughter is now 8 and loves it. She wants another one because a friend of hers has 3 at their house. One for each kid. I have just ignored that one for now. Hopefully she doesn't ask again. She has been asking why ours doesn't get into mischief and I just say ours is a good Elf. I am so ready to be done with it. Maybe only a few more years.
 
I hate the elf. I never wanted one in the first place. I actively feigned ignorance for two years. "Honey, I just don't even know where they come from? I don't know how your house gets picked to have one." But when my (then) 7-year-old came home practically in tears and said "My friends say all you have to do is wish for one... and I've been wishing and wishing, but he still won't come." I had to bite the bullet and get one. Then she went around the house demanding that we all thank her because *she's* the reason we got an elf... because *she* wished for it. Gee, thanks kid. Thanks a lot. ;-)

Our elf mostly just moves. He's not nearly as active as other elves. He brings candy canes once a season... and he does "something" about once a week. The rest of the time he just moves around. Quite frankly, I don't quite understand how some people do their elaborate stuff. Since you're not supposed to touch the elf during the day and he doesn't move till the next night -- can you just not use your kitchen table/toilet/whatever for the rest of the day. I can bet that if we left marshmallows or pretzel sticks or graham crackers out, the dogs would have a nice snack... and I would imagine the poor elf might get caught in the mix. Wouldn't that be traumatic. (We semi-melted our elf once. He hung out too close to a lightbulb. I thought my daughter was going to be scarred for life. She was practically hysterical.)

She's 11 now and is "wishing and wishing" that our elf would do something more exciting... but I think she's going to have to keep wishing for that!

I could have written this post...except ours started when my oldest was 5. And I think the Elf is creepy.

And my DH, who chides me for encouraging false beliefs in the children, then wants to make sure our elf does something great so he can take a picture to top the other pictures.

I also don't get the elaborate set up ones...I'm always thinking "can't put it there because we will want to use out kitchen/bathroom, etc today." Or the elves that do mischievous stuff...I can't keep my house clean as it is..I don't want to clean up elf glitter poop or flour snow angels!
 
....that elf on a shelf is just too darn CREEPY for me....

The blessing I am most thankful for this season is mommy friends who agree with me that that thing is creepy and does not belong in our houses. Merry Christmas to me. :)
 
In our house adults are allowed to touch the Elf. He only loses his magic if Children touch him. AKA I'm unwilling to leave a mess in my house nor be unable to use something for the day because the Elf is 'using' it.
 
For those that do the elf... how do you explain why he's even needed?

Everyone knows that Santa "knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good."

Did Santa somehow lose his magical knowledge power in the last decade? Why does he need all these spies reporting back to him? It seems the creepy little elf is robbing Santa of his magic. I'm fearing a mutiny in the North Pole in the next few years.
 


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