Dumbest Celebrity Quotes

[Mrs. Chamberlain]

"I can see Russia from my house!" -Sarah Palin

That wasn't Sarah Palin... That was Tina Fey doing a parody on her.

 

[chisnpeke]

"I can see Russia from my house!" -Sarah Palin

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." -Brittany Spears

Sarah Palin actually never said that.

 

[Shelton123]

"I'm not ugly. If I was ugly, I would be a teacher."
- Linda Evangilista

"Too many OBGYN's don't practice their love with women."
- George Bush

"A zebra never changes his spots"
- Dan Quayle

"Where's the Cannes film festival being held this year?"
- Christina Aguilera

"I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada"
- Britney

"A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein"
- Joe Theismann

 

[3mtn-kate]

what about that one quote with the tuna and chicken that jessica simpson said? lol

omg i remember when she first said that...it was like a tidal wave hit the entertainment industry.

 

[3mtn-kate]

"I'm not ugly. If I was ugly, I would be a teacher."
- Linda Evangilista

"Too many OBGYN's don't practice their love with women."
- George Bush

"A zebra never changes his spots"
- Dan Quayle

"Where's the Cannes film festival being held this year?"
- Christina Aguilera

"I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada"
- Britney

"A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein"
- Joe Theismann

in his defense that is completely true...when have u ever seen a zebra change it's spots??

 

[chisnpeke]

omg i remember when she first said that...it was like a tidal wave hit the entertainment industry.

"Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea"

I know what you mean...that was 2003...it was funny when she said it though because she was seriously asking it.

 

[3mtn-kate]

"Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea"

I know what you mean...that was 2003...it was funny when she said it though because she was seriously asking it.

omg that was THAT long ago??? and it's still a huge deal...shows how easily amused the human race is...

 

[BabyPiglet]

"PARIS OUT OF POKEY, HER FIRST MEAL MAY BE TACO BELL"-Fox News headline (that's SAD, I normally respect them )

LMAO. Pokey is a funny word.

I did too, a year or two ago.

Bush himself says that he laughs at them.

Here's a good one:

"All of a sudden you’re like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I’m going through."-R. Kelly

Wow.


Anyway, I was watching Bush's press conference this morning and how badly he was stumbling on this words (worse than usual) and I just felt really bad for him. It must be hard leaving the white house and going down as one of the most hated presidents in history. I definitely wouldn't want to leave with that legacy.

I don't agree with his decisions, but I do pity him.

 

[Shelton123]

Later in an interview, after Tuna-gate, Jessica Simpson said

"I still don't know if it's In the sea, For the sea, or By the sea"

It's funny because it's neither of those tree XD

 

[minniemouse440044]

totally off topic,
but i love your siggy shelton ^^^
im listening to that song right now!

 

[Shelton123]

Which song? I have 2 in my siggy.

 

[minniemouse440044]

dont trust me- 3OH!3

 

[chisnpeke]

omg that was THAT long ago??? and it's still a huge deal...shows how easily amused the human race is...

Yep...that long ago.

It was a totally out there quote though, so I can see why it's stuck in the headlines.

 

[chippydale33]

these are all from david archuleta <3 :

"Gosh, where did they park?!"
"It's 6:15 AM in the morning"
"what a feeeeeeeeeeeliinnnn!!!!!"
"they were like 'i saw you'.. i was like 'shh!!!'"
"hey guillermo"

just some of my favs

 

[lilmissdisney216]

"Is this chicken? Cause I know its tuna but it says Chicken of the Sea."- Jessica Simpson

"Are buffalo wings made of real buffalo?"- Jessica Simpson

 

[I Am What I Am]

"Is this chicken? Cause I know its tuna but it says Chicken of the Sea."- Jessica Simpson

"Are buffalo wings made of real buffalo?"- Jessica Simpson

 

[chisnpeke]

"Is this chicken? Cause I know its tuna but it says Chicken of the Sea."- Jessica Simpson

"Are buffalo wings made of real buffalo?"- Jessica Simpson

Hahaha, I used to think buffalo wings WERE made out of buffalos! But I was like 10.