Dumb Blonde Jokes

[yoyo93]

I'm a blonde, and i know that these jokes are NOT directed to any person.. so no one should take these ofincivly

 

[Arielfn93]

Your not exactly a blond anymore are ye Rachel

 

[polysisterchick]

Hey guys and girls I kind of think talking and making mean jokes about blonds is rude I know a blode and she is very smart..........................HD9008

Nobody here is really making fun of or being mean to blondes (i am part blonde!!), so lets not start a petty fight over blonde jokes. psst: one of my friends is blonde and she is one of the smartest girls in the class!

 

[Thinktinknpixiedust]

yeah. i got one...say, how do you seriousely confuse a blond?You put them in a circular(did i spell that wrong?)room and tell them to sit in the corner for 5:00.

how to confuse yourself?...when she comes back and says she's done!
(no offence to any blonds...)

 

[HilaryDuff9008]

I'm not trying to start a fight it's just not all blonds are dumb but I have got to say that Jessica Simpson is dumb <3 HD9008

 

[dvcgirl02]

a blonde was sitting home with her boyfriend. the blonde was trying to do a puzzle and her boyfriend was watching tv. "honey, can you come here and help me with this puzzle?" the blonde asked. "Sure," her boyfriend said getting off the couch and going over to the table. "I can't figure this puzzle out," the blonde said. "Baby," her boyfriend said shaking his head, "this isn't a puzzle...its a box of cornflakes."

Sorta lame compaired to all the others but the other ones are halarious

Briana

 

[Guitar girl]

it is true my friend and i went to see a movie in the movie they called walmart walmens and on the way back i said look theres wallmens and she said were i said there she said that is not walmens that is walmart

it is not that funny but it is true blonde

 

[beachbaby91]

I love these jokes! lol. HD, I honestly don't think Jessica Simpson is dumb. I think she was paid to act like that on her show. I don't know her though, so I wouldn't know if she had common sense or not .

I liked the puzzle one. How could you build cornflakes .

 

[pinkpixie09x]

haha these are so funny. I don't think blondes should take offence to them, I'm naturally blonde and have been all my life and I was the smartest girl in the class last year! The smartest boy was blonde also haha. But yea Jessica Simpson isn't really that dumb. It all started when she had a "blonde moment" and now people love to see her be stupid, she gets paid for it! But hey whatever works for her..

 

[beachbaby91]

Yeah, I don't think she's so dumb if she is a millionaire. I've never saw a dumb millionaire before .

 

[TeenPixie]

I love these jokes and im a blonde! I see nothing wrong with them as long as there not directed at anyone! i got a few my self!

 

[spellhex]

In my class, it was me (a blonde) and a guy (also blonde) who were the only ones who got over a 95% in our history class. We both also take math two grades ahead. Personally, I love dumb blonde jokes. But I like dumb men jokes even better *grins wickedly* I don't think anyone takes offense to them. Everyone knows that they're jokes.

 

[ktbutterfly2011]

Three construction workers are on the 20th floor of a non-finished building. The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The blond opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"

So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death.

That weekend at the funeral, the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me." And as the two wives stare at the blond's wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husband's death, the blonde replied "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."