Duct Tape Patrol

[Nutsy]

Gosh, what a person misses when their monthly download limit is at it's peak


But, it's good to see the Duct Tape Patrol has surfaced again

Been a long time.........

 

[kiddo]

I, kiddo, do solemnly swear to defend the tag fairies at all costs, at all times, and in all places using the weapons provided to me by the TFPP. I will complete the training and use it only in defense of our precious tag fairies. I will use all weapons responsibly, and promise to never defect.

is it still cool to join? i love limegreen....

 

[Wagamama]

nope, definetly not cool to join. back out now while you still can.

 

[kiddo]

why??? is it dangerous??? (insert mission impossible music here)

 

[Wagamama]

yeah, they brainwash you and then dress you up in lime green spandex and speedos and stuff and parade yoiu around the CB. definetly not cool people.

 

[lilboo]

Oooh, Von you might have a new recruit!!!

 

[kiddo]

look i love limegreen..... let me tell you a story, the last time my kids went to wdw.... i actually crocheted my DD11 a little cute limegreen purse.... please let me join.... see i've already been brainwashed....
(now that sounds pretty desperate huh?)

 

[Wagamama]

who? tripod? he's already been initiated. are you joining jeannie?

 

[lilboo]

Oh...I meant kiddo...

Sorry, I really am, I'm in too deep with the limegreen crowd...a little skeered actually...

...help me!....

 

[kiddo]

looks like your too far gone already.....

 

[Wagamama]

dude, i tried to help you so many times. remember when you first joined the dis? i warned you, begged you to stay away from the lime green people. but noooooo you had to go and get brainwashed and sucked in. are you sure you want me to help you get out?

 

[kiddo]

so does this mean i can't be a member? or what?? you need all the help you can get right??

 

[Wagamama]

you'll have to check with the elder patrollees. try Kama89, Dream and other people on the YAYA thread.

 

[kiddo]

alrighty... thanks

 

[Wagamama]

i can't believe i just referred you to them. You tell anyone what i did and you'll be sleeping with fishes! okey dokey?

 

[kiddo]

(use a ny accent)
no problem... i got your back...

 

[Wagamama]

(using a boston accent)
wicked awesome.

 

[kiddo]

LOL!!!!!

my grandmother is from Mass... after 40 something years she still has that great accent!

 

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

So, like that I am a Potrolee? Is there anything I need to know about? This is FUN!!! Wagamama needs to leave the people in this thread alone!!!! Go to your non-believing thread!!! How would you like it if all the potrollees invaded all your threads? lol!

 

[Kama89]

Well, would you look at that!!! Is that Von advising new recruits on how to locate DT patrol personnel?! Ya feelin' okay there Von? Is looking at tongue boy all day messin' with your head? TIGERCAT, MICKEYMOUSE KID, POOHNATIC and KIDDO... the TFPP gladly accepts your applications for membership! Welcome to the family!! Please brush up on your taping skills, and once you've mastered the art of taping, we'll talk about the flashy thingies...they're a very powerful weapon, so please understand it may take some time before you're actually issued one to use out in the field. In the meantime, training will begin Monday, June 5th at 9:00 AM sharp. Remember, as DT patrol members, it is now your duty to watch the CB closely, and if at any time you see any Greyside activity whatsoever, it is your responsibility to step in and subdue the offender as quickly as possible. Once the duct tape is in place, contact a senior DT member as soon as possible. Welcome aboard patrolees!!

Sorry, I really am, I'm in too deep with the limegreen crowd...a little skeered actually...

I thought Tripod... uh.... well... didn't he have an unfortunate encounter with a Weber last year?! Do chickens have 9 lives??