NOW that I know what the duct tape patrol is, I would like to be a part of it. After all, I've been a duct tape devotee for years, thanks to McGyver.
No lime green spandex here, but lots of lime green undergarments (thanks FotL) and lime green Mickey t shirts. I happen to look very good in green, it's great for those of us who want to keep our skin looking milky white! Anyway, DH loves to see me in spandex, so I must look good in it, LOL! I'm also glad that that duct tape formal wear is a prototype, I look horrible in gray!
You can tell I was meant for this duty, I refuse to leave my paperwork and memos all one color, the magic markers and gel pens travel with me everywhere (and I'm almost 40! I'll never grow up!)
I, POOHNATIC, do solemnly swear to defend the tag fairies at all costs, at all times, and in all places using the weapons provided to me by the TFPP. I will complete the training and use it only in defense of our precious tag fairies. I will use all weapons responsibly, and promise to never defect.
Please, may I have some of the LIME GREEN duct tape?
Suzanne