Duct Tape Patrol

[aurora19]

We have had a very spirited Tag Fairy thread going on the Resorts boards of late and the TF advised me that I needed to come to this board to be inducted into the Duct Tape Patrol
soooo..... if you are still looking for members please let me know

 

[nativetxn]

A volunteer!

 

[ltldeb]

What is the Duct Tape Patrol, if you don't mind me asking?

 

[Dream]

WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! A NEW RECRUIT!!!
Well Aurora 19....how do you become a member of the duct tape patrol?? Allllll's ya gotta do is ask!!!!

I, Dream, member in good standing and a leader of the duct tape patrol do hereby declare you....poof...a member!!!

Now there are a couple of things ya need to know:
1) You will defend the secrecy of the identity of the tag fairies AT ALL COST and for no personal gain!!

2) You will forever more LOVE the color lime green!

3) You will NEVER trust any member of the grey side....who's illustirous leader is none other than the infamous Zurg himself!!!

4) You will keep your lime green duct tape always at the ready!!!
****Dream gives Aurora 19 her first roll of duct tape****

5) You will wear and look marvelous in spandex!

6) Flashy thingy will be provided once we are assured of your loyalties to the side of lime green and your ability to handle the weapon!!!


Carry on Aurora 19...and welcome to the duct tape patrol!!!!!

 

[Dream]

ltldeb
The duct tape patrol is a group of CBers who believe in the power of magic, and in keeping the identity of our wonderful tag fairies a secret!!!

Interested??? See above post!

 

[Jiminy102]

Get them new recruits DREAM!!! I got your back!! Duct tape is ready to go when needed. Oh and I FINALLY got my flashie thing back from the shop............now the cattle prod is another storey!!!

 

[Kama89]

Ahhh....a new recruit?!? Well... thankfully Aurora19, you're joining at peace time, so you should have plenty of time to train... this includes learning how to wield that flashythingy which renders it's victims completely unable to remember any prior TF knowledge they may have had and of course... perfecting the art of duct taping a Dis'ers mouth shut so that they cannot reveal the identity of our beloved TFs. The GreySide (TF nonbelievers) have been very quiet for several months now.... I do believe they finally realized that resistance was futile... I never actually saw the white flag of surrender, but I'm fairly confident that they came to the conclusion that they were fighting a losing battle.

 

[kejoda]

I think the greyside will be coming out in droves now. Too bad Rick isn't here anymore.

 

[CathyCanada]

What happened to Ricola? Haven't seen him around in ages!
CC

 

[lizzie64]

Need another volunteer?

I vow to uphold the secrets of the tag fairies and protect them from everything evil.

 

[Kama89]

You betcha Lizzie!! The TFs love knowing that there are so many loyal Dis'ers that are so willing to protect them! WELCOME TO THE DT Patrol!!

Not sure CC, but I have to admit, I miss seeing him around.

 

[lizzie64]

I'm honored!!!

 

[ltldeb]

I am very interested and I deeply believe in the power of magic.

 

[olena]

 

[Boo'sMom]

okay....where is JTB????


come out come out wherever you are!!!!!

 

[Kama89]

LOL Heather!! Ooooh... can you imagine how painful it would be to peel off a dress like that!!!

 

[cinmell]

I always wondered what duct tape patrol was, pretty cool count me in!

 

[christinou]

I will do what is needed to help the tag Fairies, I will stop at duct taping my mouth, that really would hurt, but count me in.

 

[Dream]

WELCOME new recruits!!!! Now go out there and protect our tag fairies!!!

Heather!!! Geez!!! I TOLD you not to reveal the new Duct tape patrol uniform yet!!!!! Oh well...what the heck!!!!

 

[LucyStorm]

Dream dearest, you forgot to swear them in!

Now as co-leader (along with Dream) I will initiate the swearing in ceremony.

Raise your right hands and repeat after me:

I, (your name), do solemnly swear to defend the tag fairies at all costs, at all times, and in all places using the weapons provided to me by the TFPP. I will complete the training and use it only in defense of our precious tag fairies. I will use all weapons responsibly, and promise to never defect.

I now pronounce you tag fairy apprentices. You will be full fledged members once you complete the training.