Draft your favorite obnoxiously over-the-top room request (winner will be selected)

[the Legend]

Not to appear complete sarcastic (re: my previous room request) ... my kissy-kissy Polynesian room request!

Dearest Magic Maker:
(sung to the tune of 'Kiss the Girl' from Little Mermaid)
I'm the Legend
looking for a place to stay
I don't have a lot to pay,
And I'm here with my Mot-her!
You're a real nice guy,
and we'll see Tinker fly
if we get,
Con-ci-erge ...

Yes, with A-P's
And a P-S at the Hoop-de-doo
Big room with a Castle view
and one for my Mot-her.
Lunch with Ariel,
Would be really cool
Re-mem-ber
Con-ci-erge ...

Sha la la la la la
We'll eat well
Until we start to swell
up there in
Con-ci-erge
Sha la la la la la
It would be cool
In the Vol-ca-no Pool
if we stayed
Con-ci-erge,

Now's the moment
Watching Seven Seas Lagoon
Water Paegaent gonna happen soon
No time would be bet-ter
Wat-ching Fire-works
Is one of the Perks
up there in
Con-ci-erge

Sha la la la la la
we'll have fun
In Midday Sun
if we had
Con-ci-erge
Sha la la la la la
My oh my
You know we'd like to try
life in
Con-ci-erge
(Song ends)

Forever in your debt
The Legend

 

[eeyore0062]

GoofyDisney, that was just priceless! ROTFL

 

[Janet2k]

Dear Room Controller:

Yes, it’s that time of year when I come out of the deep freeze and thaw out at the Happiest Place On Earth. You know what I want. Make sure I get it.

Sincerely,
Mr. Walter E. Disney

(PS Make sure my pesky nephew Roy isn’t anywhere on property this time, will ya? I get tired of his “Have A Disney Day!” kind of cheerful phone calls.)

 

[eeyore0062]

OK, Legend, that's it.... looks like a winner to me!!!!... how long did it take you to come up with that priceless rendition of Kiss the Girl?

 

[danacara]

Legend - that is brilliant! LOL!

 

[Tluvs2talk]

Legend you should send Disney a copy of your song. Very Good!!!!

 

[the Legend]

It took all of an hour to do (over coffee and a muffin!)
Kiss the Girl has always been one of my personal Disney favourites!

Glad you enjoyed it as much as I have enjoyed reading the others.

 

[eeyore0062]

Bump!!!!

 

[kidk]

Dear Room Controller,

We'll be arriving at WDW in 14 days and I wanted to make a couple of requests to make sure our vacation is magical.

1) Could you please call Delta airlines and upgrade myself, my DH, and my DS to first class. Since this is the "official" Disney airline it shouldn't be a problem.

2) I think it would be great if Mickey Mouse could meet us at the airport! I can just picture it now my DS (who is 4) walking hand in hand with Mickey through the airport (too cute!) Just imagine all the free publicity for Disney!

3) We will also need transportation from the airport to the hotel but since Mickey is meeting us we can probably just hitch a ride back with him. What a hoot that will be!

4) We booked a standard room but would love to be upgraded to concierge! Actually we have friends staying at another resort and I told them that we would most likely be upgraded and I invited them to join us in the concierge daily for breakfast before we all hit the parks. So, we would defidently take advantage of the concierge.

5) I am a DC and AAA member and I also have an entertainment card. Since I can get 5% of park hopper passes for each membership I would like a total of 15% off my tickets. I asked at the Disney store but they were not able to give me that discount so could you just set it up for us? Thanks!

6) We stayed at your resort 2 years ago and we overpaid for our room!! When I got home I saw on line (actually a Disney discussion forum) that other people have stayed at your resort for $50 less a night!! When I told my DH boy was he upset but I told him not to worry Disney will make good on the money that they owe us. So could you either credit our room $250 or leave that amount of money in Disney dollars at the front desk.

7) My DS is so excited about the daily character caravan but since he is a boy he only likes "cool" characters so can you please check with us daily to make sure the characters are OK with my son.

Now if you have any trouble with these requests please forward them to your supervisor and please remember

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!

 

[kidk]

Dear Room Controller,

We'll be arriving at WDW in 14 days and I wanted to make a couple of requests to make sure our vacation is magical.

1) Could you please call Delta airlines and upgrade myself, my DH, and my DS to first class. Since this is the "official" Disney airline it shouldn't be a problem.

2) I think it would be great if Mickey Mouse could meet us at the airport! I can just picture it now my DS (who is 4) walking hand in hand with Mickey through the airport (too cute!) Just imagine all the free publicity for Disney!

3) We will also need transportation from the airport to the hotel but since Mickey is meeting us we can probably just hitch a ride back with him. What a hoot that will be!

4) We booked a standard room but would love to be upgraded to concierge! Actually we have friends staying at another resort and I told them that we would most likely be upgraded and I invited them to join us in the concierge daily for breakfast before we all hit the parks. So, we would defidently take advantage of the concierge.

5) I am a DC and AAA member and I also have an entertainment card. Since I can get 5% of park hopper passes for each membership I would like a total of 15% off my tickets. I asked at the Disney store but they were not able to give me that discount so could you just set it up for us? Thanks!

6) We stayed at your resort 2 years ago and we overpaid for our room!! When I got home I saw on line (actually a Disney discussion forum) that other people have stayed at your resort for $50 less a night!! When I told my DH boy was he upset but I told him not to worry Disney will make good on the money that they owe us. So could you either credit our room $250 or leave that amount of money in Disney dollars at the front desk.

7) My DS is so excited about the daily character caravan but since he is a boy he only likes "cool" characters so can you please check with us daily to make sure the characters are OK with my son.

Now if you have any trouble with these requests please forward them to your supervisor and please remember

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!

Have a magical day!!


PIA

 

[cindyfan]

Sleepy.......TOO FUNNY.....statues without heads!!!! What is up with that!!
I am sure Disney could knock the heads off of some of the topiaries if you get "home sick" for Italy.

These are all TOO FUNNY!!

 

[HookdonWDW]

bump!

 

[PixieBelle]

Here is mine!

Dear Room Assignor:

Hello! Me and my husband are arriving for our 66th trip and we feel like Disney owes US, therefore, we are not trying to be too picky, for we know we are so lucky to be going to such a great place as many times as we have been able to do so. I know the demands are great, but if possible, could you make these arragements: We are slated to stay at All Star Music but would like to be comped to the Grand Floridian at no additional cost. We want the best room there, with a grand view of the Castle and Fantasy in the Sky fireworks. We want a room with new sheets and new draperies, and new towels and new carpet. I am alergic to any other human dander and my Husband is allergic to animals, so he doesnt want their dander from the left over guests who have animals. Also, we have no children, so we dont want any animal shapes out of our washcloths. A few more things you may can do for us includes the wearing of plastic gloves when you come clean our rooms. We dont want any germs what-so-ever.
Also, we would like Mickey Mouse to come to our door and wake us up, instead of that annoying wake-up call you have. We want to be the ONLY guests on the bus and the only guests on the Monorail. NO screaming kids anywhere around us. We are not giving up our seats for anyone. Also, we would like to enter the park one hour early like before, only us 2 in the park of our choice. Also we would like the housekeeping to do our laundry while we are away at the parks. I do not pay that high price for a trip to WDW to only go sit in the laundry mat at your resort. It is the least you people can do. Almost through with my requests, just be patient please. Upon arrival, I would like champagne in our room, it is my mothers anniversary, so I am going to help her celebrate since we are apart. I will just call her, on your dime of course, and wish her well and we will celebrate via the telephone. I wish to have Caress body soap in the bathroom, not the Mickey soap you have, for it breaks me out in hives. Please see to that ASAP. Also, make sure the concierge snacks are low fat because I am on a strenous diet and I dont want to gain weight while I am there on vacation. I would like Priority Seating at 8 pm at the California Grill for Saturday night. I want a window seat and my own personal chef to cook for ME...no one else. He needs to concentrate on my needs before anyone else's. That shouldnt be a problem, I pay enough for the dinner and wine.
And one last park request, please arrange to make sure there are NO CHILDREN in the park. I just can see paying 800.00 for a 7 day park hopper pass and being run over by strollers, and crying kids who can't see Mickey Mouse, or cant have an ice cream. There is nothing more annoying than seeing a mother breast feed or watching the parade and some father has his kid on his shoulders where I can't see. And for goodness sake, that way, no one will be "saving places with a blanket" for SpectroMagic. What a stressful thing to watch OH MY!

One more thing please Room Assignor...we are boarding our 2 prize winning poodle dogs "Miss Lolli Pop" and "Mr. Boo Boo" at the kennel and we would like you to arrange to have them walked for us 4 times a day. As I said, my husband is allergic to animals, and I love my babies, so not to aggravate his allergies, I will want a CM to walk them for me.

Thank you for your time, and you can reach me anytime at
1-555-MEETMYNEEDS to discuss these arrangements. I know you will do your best to SERVE me because I would hate to have to call CRO and have you fired.

Have a DISNEY DAY!

The Demanders of Manhatten

 

[PixieBelle]

Bump this...I wanna read more...these are so funny!

 

[eeyore0062]

Bumping again...let's get those creative juices flowing!!!

 

[MouseMan]

Bump it up!

 

[Mysteria]

Hats off to all of you! Very funny stuff.

Myst

 

[HookdonWDW]

I had forgotten all about this thread!

 

[TigrLvsPooh]

Oh boy, now here's a blast from the past! I remember when I wrote mine I was going through a nightmare with CRO. They had canceled our reservation at AKL and boy was I mad!! Of course now these things never happen because I use Dreams Unlimited.

 

[jpeltier]

Dear Room Controller Sir/Madam,
I know ya'll do those big family gathering things.Alas, I don' have a family.I have met some really REALLY nice people on the Dis board.SOOO If it's not too much trouble PLEASE send each of my "family" a coupon thingy for a 70% discount on the GF. Because we are going as a family we will need a block of suites (togetherness,don't ya know). Also, it would be really NICE of you guys to send Mickey and Minnie and all their little friends to greet us at the airport for the free ride special.It would mean the "world" to me.I thank you from the bottom of my heart in advance.
Miss Suga Wont Melt