Don't hate me because......

[LBelle]

I'm beautiful!!!!!!

Next..................

 

[chip n dale fans]

you are not as beautiful as me!

 

[freckles and boo]

Don't hate me because I have a LOT of chocolate in my fridge. LOTS.

 

[Anewman]

Don't hate me because you cant comprehend how much smarter I am than you.


NEXT

 

[freckles and boo]

Don't hate me because you cant comprehend how much smarter I am than you.


NEXT

I CAN comprehend it. And I don't hold it against you. Because I have a lot of chocolate in my fridge.

 

[Ariel Wanna-be]

Do not hate me because I had aquamarine glitter jelly shoes in the second grade and you did not. Or, you had some cheap NON-glitter ones.

 

[MOMTOCUTESTDOGEVER]

Do not hate me because my dog is the cutest dog ever.

 

[Anewman]

I CAN comprehend it. And I don't hold it against you. Because I have a lot of chocolate in my fridge.

See that is the conundrum, if you know why you hate me... YOU CANT HATE ME

You must choose.

 

[freckles and boo]

See that is the conundrum, if you know why you hate me... YOU CANT HATE ME

You must choose.

I don't hate anyone... except that trampy roommate in college who always used my hairbrush and cottonballs and puked on my pillow. Hate isn't strong enough for her. But, nope, I don't hate you.

 

[dis ms.]

Don't hate me cuz you ain't me.

All credit to Snoop Dogg, Eminem, or whichever rapper created that bit of lyrical genius I just posted.

PS: My apologies to all of my past English teachers.

 

[Tinker-Bee]

I am ALWAYS right! Just ask me.

 

[taeja71]

Don't hate me b/c I'm 26 weeks pregnant and can eat anything/everything I want and get away with it (for now).

 

[Mermaid02]

Dont' hate me because.... oh what the heck- hate me, I don't care!

 

[Bichon Barb]

Do not hate me because my dog is the cutest dog ever.

Don't hate me because my cute dog can hold more snowballs than your cute dog.

 

[Southern4sure]

Don't hate me while your shoveling the snow because I live in FL

 

[Tjaleks]

Don't hate me because I have a LOT of chocolate in my fridge. LOTS.

Not that I could hate you, but I may be mad at you IF you don't bring me some of the chocolate this weekend.

 

[sugarpie]

Don't hate me because I'm loopy off cold medicine.

 

[Savsmommy]

Dont hate me because I'm going to WDW in 7 days.

 

[babynurse1]

Don't hate me while your shoveling the snow because I live in FL

I could ALMOST hate you for that one Teresa, but don't worry I dont

Oh Lisa:
Don't hate me because I have unmatchable wit.

 

[MOMTOCUTESTDOGEVER]

Don't hate me because my cute dog can hold more snowballs than your cute dog.

How cute!!!