Donnie may be the Mayor...

des1954

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...of Fort Wilderness, but Rick & I are the King and Queen of Animal Kingdom. When I get back home and can use my scanner, I will post the documentation.

We are also honorary citizens of Ft. Wilderness - and have the buttons to prove it. I'll scan those, as well.
 
...of Fort Wilderness, but Rick & I are the King and Queen of Animal Kingdom. When I get back home and can use my scanner, I will post the documentation.

We are also honorary citizens of Ft. Wilderness - and have the buttons to prove it. I'll scan those, as well.

How many times must I tell you folks. I was ousted by my Lieutenant Mayor Discamper. I may have been the peoples Mayor but he has appearing and disappearing abilities that I could never match. The people have spoken. They want a Mayor that is always at the fort and available to them.
 
How many times must I tell you folks. I was ousted by my Lieutenant Mayor Discamper. I may have been the peoples Mayor but he has appearing and disappearing abilities that I could never match. The people have spoken. They want a Mayor that is always at the fort and available to them.

There was no election that took place, I cal shenanigans and say you are still Mayor until such time as we say otherwise.
 

How many times must I tell you folks. I was ousted by my Lieutenant Mayor Discamper. I may have been the peoples Mayor but he has appearing and disappearing abilities that I could never match. The people have spoken. They want a Mayor that is always at the fort and available to them.

I humbly accept your nomination - *POOF* - oops, I hate it when that happens!!!!!!!!!!
 
He might be there all the time, but we want a Mayor that doesn't disappear a the drop of a hat.
 
Florida is demanding a re-count because there were too many pregnant dimples and dangling chads. (or disappearing Todds as the case may be) Until such time as the re-count is complete, Donnie is still the official Mayor & Todd is Lieutenant Mayor. TCD is the Chief of Internal Affairs & I am the official Ft. Wilderness Greeter & Otter-Spotter.
 
How many times do I have to tell you? THERE ARE NO OTTERS AT THE FORT!!!!! :lmao:
 
How many times do I have to tell you? THERE ARE NO OTTERS AT THE FORT!!!!! :lmao:

Wynottah is at the Fort and she takes offense to that comment. BTW....just WHO do you think was keeping the beer cooler full on Halloween? I have trained the otters to be very stealthy.:rolleyes1
 
The latest in weapons technology- stealth otters. They break the enemy, then steel all their beer. :woohoo:
 
I don't know if this was supposed to be a secret, but..... One night at site 801, there was a show of hands to elect Angie the Queen of Fort Wilderness. Poor Donnie did not get the support he was looking for. Sorry about that, Donnie. Better luck next time. ;) :laughing:
 
There was no election that took place, I cal shenanigans and say you are still Mayor until such time as we say otherwise.

Actually I was witness to the election that took place at site 801 where MrsGus was voted Queen, ousting the Mayor.
 
doesn't that mean that Donnie has a new Disney wife then?:confused3

uuummm, no. He has his old disney wife knocked up. I've seen the pictures. You have seen the pictures. Wait.......you posted the pictures.
 
I'm fairly certain that Donnie wouldn't have wanted to be Queen anyways.
 
I'm fairly certain that Donnie wouldn't have wanted to be Queen anyways.

Although my reign was short and sweet it was an honor to be the people's Mayor. Frank is right, I am too ugly to be dressed as a queen. The great thing now is I don't have to worry about being tied up in some scandal with married women or a late night golf cart incident.
 

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