piece of car ramp metal with Barbie's yellow Corvette seat? oh I was wrong, this one's got Goose's ejection seat hanging from a coat hanger, yeah that's so much better, and it does what, 65 mph on that piece of pipe? I couldn't even glue Spongebob's hands to his toilet paper roll arms, how are we gonna stick to a metal pipe? and it's painted green, there is NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC GREEN PAINT! ok, chill you only live once, but I like to live, well you'd jump in front of a moving car to save ds wouldn't ya? ok, I'm not a wus, no problem, just breath, smile, don't scare Hulk Jr, he's been marking his height on the wall for 3 years, no wait! it does what? 
Seriously, does it help? I don't get sick, I just drive myself crazy in line.

Seriously, does it help? I don't get sick, I just drive myself crazy in line.
