My Mission Space Adventure
So I'm on the line for my first time on Mission Space early one fine Epcot morning last December. My wife decided to sit this one out because of all the horror stories she read on the internet about people tossing their churros all over the space capsules, and for some reason she didn't want any part of that particular Disney magic.
There's no one on the line but a tall 20-something guy, a 55-ish woman whom I assume is his mother, and me.
We're watching the preshow on the monitor where they're trying to scare the hell out of us while working up our enthusiasm for the great time we're about to have, when Mama says something to tall son in Chinese, tall son says something back to her in Chinese, and she waves her hand and clearly says (although I don't understand Chinese): "I am so outta here."
Mama then says to the Castmember: "Which way out? I no ride!" The Castmember points the way, and off she goes, leaving her son and me.
He turns to me and asks if I would mind if he were the captain since he already did the other jobs on this ride. I thought: "Great! At least there won't be any churros in the lap on this trip", and told him that would be fine.
We enter the pod, and I have the job of, ...um, I think navigator - I was playing with the switches and wasn't paying attention - when Captain Tall Guy and I blast off and my body feels like someone's sitting on it and all of the blinking lights are blinking and Gary Sinise is screaming orders at me and I'm supposed to do something when somebody tells me to but I don't and the computer override has to jump in and do it for me so that the two of us don't crash into the surface of Mars or someplace and leave Captain Tall Guy's mother and my wife to spend the rest of their lives gazing up at the night sky in mourning.
So at first I thought the ride was OK, sort of one part Tilt-a-Whirl, one part Star Tours, and one part "three-hour tour." But then I thought about it a little more.
Mission Space is a really incredible attraction, but it's not a "gee-whiz" like Tower of Terror or Spiderman. This ride attempts to create a real-life experience in as realistic a way possible. In that sense it's totally unique, not only for WDW, but for any theme park anywhere.
I think that the secret to enjoying Mission Space is to relax and allow yourself to slip into the illusion. If you let it, this ride will give you a thrilling experience that you would never have otherwise.
But I don't think I'll do it again.