Do you think

[Michie]

Do you ever think people break into your house and steal stuff, like the cotton balls you just know you bought the other day? Or your new lip liner?

 

[SwedishMeatball]

It sounds like you have a poltergeist.

 

[disney junky]

They are the same ones who have about 50 single socks of mine.

 

[sk8ingmom]

It sounds like you have a poltergeist.

Wearing a lovely shade of lipliner!

 

[maddiemouse]

And eating spaghetti, two 1 lb boxes of it.

 

[sk8ingmom]

To summarize -

there are carb-aholic, lip-lined, 50-legged poltergeists roaming the earth.

We always blame everything on the dustbunnies my mom always said were living under the bed.