Do you keep a hidden key at home

[monkeyboy]

and where is it?

 

[stinkerbelle]

DH won't tell me.

 

[Phrebert]

It's hanging on the collar of my Doberman who is trained to attack at the smell of bacon, Sorry Monkeyboy.

 

[Sparx]

are you planning something?

 

[NMAmy]

Planning a new career in breaking and entering, are we?

Sorry--no hidden key at my place, folks!

 

[cindercopper]

Yes in the back yard with 180lbs of dogs.

 

[SillyMe]

and where is it?

I do, but I don't remember where it is.

 

[KatelynnsAuntie]

Nope, I'm too paranoid. My parents have an extra set of keys though, if needed.

 

[stinkerbelle]

I do, but I don't remember where it is.

if I tell you where it is...will you tell me the code to our garage door opener key-pad thingie?

 

[Nancy]

Oh right! like we would all tell!

 

[SillyMe]

if I tell you where it is...will you tell me the code to our garage door opener key-pad thingie?

Oh sure, then you're gonna change the code and I won't be able to sneak in and steal your chocolate anymore! Oops.

 

[Rafiki Rafiki Rafiki]

We bought our house a year ago and were handed something like 35 keys to get into the house. I don't have enough patience to try all of them in our 6 downstairs entrances.

Monkeyboy, if you can figure it out, I'll send you all the keys.

 

[vettechick99]

If I tell ya, will you let the dog out and bring in the mail this weekend?

 

[monkeyboy]

If I tell ya, will you let the dog out and bring in the mail this weekend?

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[vettechick99]

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Ok good! The key's hidden outside the house by that thing we use for whatchamacallit. You know, that doohicky thingamabob.

 

[monkeyboy]

Ok good! The key's hidden outside the house by that thing we use for whatchamacallit. You know, that doohicky thingamabob.

There is a joke in there somewhere

 

[gone2carolina]

I always wondered if hiding keys under fake dog poop worked. I mean who would pick it up right?

 

[Keggy]

Mine is under the mat and my address is....

Nope - we don't have one - kind of hard in an apartment...

 

[arminnie]

I always wondered if hiding keys under fake dog poop worked. I mean who would pick it up right?

I used to keep an extra key in a big bag of manure - fortunately I never had to use it. I think I left it there when I moved.

 

[gone2carolina]

I used to keep an extra key in a big bag of manure - fortunately I never had to use it. I think I left it there when I moved.

I don't blame you for leaving the key behind. It would stink to have to reach into the bag. I'm surprised you left the bag around though.