Do you get the poo call?

[dislal]

UMMM DH is almost 46 and I just got this call the other day

He would be so mad if he knew I was typing this.

 

[GOOFY4DONALD]

UMMM DH is almost 46 and I just got this call the other day

He would be so mad if he knew I was typing this.

Are you sure he would be mad? He may be proud that he is now famous (er infamous)

 

[MNFootballMommy]

I'm just glad to know I am not the only one summoned to admire poop creations.

 

[cheermom1]

I have never even heard of this poo call? I have 4 boys and one girl wow am i lucky but I don't think i would go i'd tell them to flush the darn thing

 

[Mkrop]

Yep, I get the call that it is the biggest darn poopy ever, and the way he clogs our toliets at six I think he is right

 

[C&G'sMama]

In our house it's always been "all about the poop".

I'm about to go into TMI but here I go...DD was born with an imperforate anus or as the pediatric surgeon said "a broken poopshoot". So they did a cholostemy at 2 weeks, reconstructive surgery at 6 mos and reversal at 9 mos. Anyway she is fine but because of all this she has difficulty pooping. Well DS5 has been hearing us say "Holy Cow" when his sister had good poops since he was little. So we would have to look at his poop and proclaim "Holy Cow". Now that DD is 8 we are telling her she can monitor it herself but DS still wants us to look at his when we has a particulary large volume.

Oh well, nothing's sacred once you have kids....

 

[CathrynRose]

MOOOOMMMMYYYY!!!!!!!!!! Come see THIS one!

How long does that go on with boys anyway?

I - not kidding - had to take a picture of one when we were at WDW in our room, with my youngest.

He must have figured it was so monumental and since I was on a picture taking spree as it was, this one was picture worthy.

He started to cry when I told him no. He wouldnt flush it unless a picture was taken. I remember my mom shouting from her bed "Just take the picture!!!!" We were just too tired to deal with it.

I have a picture of one of 'those'.

 

[Fintastic]

DD never notifies me if she creates anything extraordinary, but I still do get the "Mommy! Come wipe me!" call every once in a while.

 

[chloe770]

DD never notifies me if she creates anything extraordinary, but I still do get the "Mommy! Come wipe me!" call every once in a while.

Me too! I can not figure out how DS5 can wipe his own butt just fine at school, but at home he needs me to do it for him.

 

[LaraK]

Glad to hear that we're in good company. I can't wait until my son is a teenager and brings a girl over. I fully intend to share "come see my poo" stories.

 

[Cool-Beans]

Glad to hear that we're in good company. I can't wait until my son is a teenager and brings a girl over. I fully intend to share "come see my poo" stories.

Better yet, call him from the bathroom to come and look at your poo.

Payback is a...what is it? I just can't remember.

 

[java]

Does anyone remember the story from here that someone told? She was in a Friendly's I think with her 2 young sons. The 5 year old goes off to the bathroom- and she is attending to her younger son at the table- talking to him when the older comes back. She is not noticing-
He is standing up on the other side of the booth. Naked from the waist down- bent over yelling "AM I CLEAN?"

 

[CathrynRose]

Does anyone remember the story from here that someone told? She was in a Friendly's I think with her 2 young sons. The 5 year old goes off to the bathroom- and she is attending to her younger son at the table- talking to him when the older comes back. She is not noticing-
He is standing up on the other side of the booth. Naked from the waist down- bent over yelling "AM I CLEAN?"

That was me. It was my younger son and we were at a pizza place. I was cutting the older one's pizza and I look over and yep, there he was.

He spread his cheeks for me, too.

He wasnt trying to be a little punk or anything, either. He did this at home, all the time. He wanted to make sure he got it all. I remember being so shocked and saying "DANNY!!!" I totally startled him, he started crying. LOL!

This is the same one who wanted the picture taken of the poop.

Thankfully I havent had to check for that in awhile.

 

[java]

That was me. It was my younger son and we were at a pizza place. I was cutting the older one's pizza and I look over and yep, there he was.

He spread his cheeks for me, too.

He wasnt trying to be a little punk or anything, either. He did this at home, all the time. He wanted to make sure he got it all. I remember being so shocked and saying "DANNY!!!" I totally startled him, he started crying. LOL!

This is the same one who wanted the picture taken of the poop.

Thankfully I havent had to check for that in awhile.

Oh Cathryn that story has made the rounds at our house. We find it so very funny since our middle son does that currently- It cracks us up at the thought that he would do it at a restaurant.
I'm surprised I didn't remember it as your story because yours I usually do remember and every time I use my Root lifter I think of you!

 

[CathrynRose]

Oh Cathryn that story has made the rounds at our house. We find it so very funny since our middle son does that currently- It cracks us up at the thought that he would do it at a restaurant.
I'm surprised I didn't remember it as your story because yours I usually do remember and every time I use my Root lifter I think of you!

I love root lifter.

Yeah. It was me. Well, my son's cheeks......

Since your son is doing it now, you should probably head off any situation you might run into in the future by reminding him you can only 'check' at home.

 

[luvmyboys]

3 boys in this house, including DH. There is no end to the poop. Not the poop calls, the poop descriptions, nor the untimely discussions of whether or not one needs to poop.

I stepped in dog poop today, and my 4 yr old said "Mom, can I call you Pooey?" Nice.

 

[LaraK]

My son's favorite curse is "Poopiehead".

I am frequently a Mean Mommy Poopiehead.

 

[Cool-Beans]

My son's favorite curse is "Poopiehead".

I am frequently a Mean Mommy Poopiehead.

LOL, I remember the poopiehead and peepeehair days. How old? Five?

 

[LaraK]

LOL, I remember the poopiehead and peepeehair days. How old? Five?

Four...he's gifted.

 

[wvdisluv2]

Four...he's gifted.

My son is 18 now.. but OHHHHH I remember those days