Do you ever fart so hard your back cracks?

[wvjules]

OMG.....I'm watching Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector.

Yea yea...but there's nothing else on.

 

[Charade]

 

[monkeyboy]

Dutch Oven?

 

[Tantor]

OMG I am

 

[Agent Provocateur]

I've farted so hard I cracked the back of the person sitting next to me.

 

[denisem]

OK, I love comedians, including the Blue Collar Guys...but I was shocked to find out Larry is really:

a) Dan Whitney from Nebraska (check out youtube on early Dan Whitney);

b) LTCG has been the highest earning concert comedian for several years running;

3) Rumor has it one of his best friend-comedians is Lewis Black (can you imagine?).

LOVE IT!

 

[OK!]

No, but I did once yawn so hard I sprained my tongue.

 

[Agent Provocateur]

No, but I did once yawn so hard I sprained my tongue.

Seriously? I can't imagine anyone believing that's actually how you sprained it.

 

[Charade]

Seriously? I can't imagine anyone believing that's actually how you sprained it.

Sorry, my mind was in the gutter. Again...

 

[OK!]

Seriously? I can't imagine anyone believing that's actually how you sprained it.

Yeah, I gave up trying to convince people of the truth about 10 seconds after it happened.

 

[Agent Provocateur]

Sorry, my mind was in the gutter. Again...

The gutter gets crowded around here sometimes, doesn't it? Pull up a chair. I'll make popcorn.

 

[rainy~daze]

no..but I have had someone crack my back so hard, I farted.

 

[Rence]

Embarrasing but true (fortunately no one was there to see it).

I was in the men's room doing my stand up business when I let one rip.

The motion sensitive paper towel dispenser across the room promptly dispensed a towel.

 

[wvjules]

Embarrasing but true (fortunately no one was there to see it).

I was in the men's room doing my stand up business when I let one rip.

The motion sensitive paper towel dispenser across the room promptly dispensed a towel.

That's funny!


ETA: The title of the thread is a line from the movie....I didn't fart.

 

[Cantw8]

Embarrasing but true (fortunately no one was there to see it).

I was in the men's room doing my stand up business when I let one rip.

The motion sensitive paper towel dispenser across the room promptly dispensed a towel.

Wait, you are a guy, right?

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

No, but I did once yawn so hard I sprained my tongue.

A couple of days ago, I yawned so hard that I injured my jaw. It's still extremely painful, but I just try to hide it.

 

[Pooh_Friend#1]

A couple of days ago, I yawned so hard that I injured my jaw. It's still extremely painful, but I just try to hide it.

Right!!!

 

[WonderfulDreamer2]

We have a friend in Tennessee who swears she farted so hard once, her "clap on, clap off" lamp came on.
Yes, I said SHE!!!

 

[MsDisney23]

Embarrasing but true (fortunately no one was there to see it).

I was in the men's room doing my stand up business when I let one rip.

The motion sensitive paper towel dispenser across the room promptly dispensed a towel.

Oh for the Love of God... someone come over here and pick me up off the floor...

 

[CapeCodTenor]

Embarrasing but true (fortunately no one was there to see it).

I was in the men's room doing my stand up business when I let one rip.

The motion sensitive paper towel dispenser across the room promptly dispensed a towel.

That's just to funny.

I had a roommate fart once so loud it woke me up from a dead sleep. At first I thought it was a truck driving down the street until it happened again.