For the 2nd time, the Goldfish has jumped out of his bowl!!
We had 2, and one jumped out after a few months, and I didn't find him until it was too late.
Now then, a few weeks later, the other fish jumps out. I got up one morning and the dog was sniffing something on the floor. It was the fish. I bent over to pick it up and it was still..."somewhat" alive. I put it back in the bowl, and after a few taps on the side, it started swimming again.....somewhat sideways...but it did survive.Now then, the stupid thing did it again last night!!
I walked past the bowl and looked in and it was empty! UH OH!! I saw water on the top of the table and followed the trail.....sure enough...there he was...on the floor AGAIN!! I picked him up and tossed him in the water....and yep...there he goes, sideways swimming!!! I tried telling him that if he keeps jumping out of the water, one of these days I'm not gonna find him in time and he won't be sideways swimming....he'll be upside down floating! He just looked at me like I was crazy...I guess he thinks he's invincible!!
Anyone want an invincible, sideways swimming fish with 9 lives? He's down to 7 now though!



