DISsed Men of the World - UNITE!!

[praichel]

Turn on your sarcasm receptors...

I am proud (gulp) husband of a DIS addict. My wife has spent many, many hours cruising the DIS boards in prep for our next trip (Jan. 28, 2007 at Poly Conceirge). In fact sometimes I come home to find her glaze eyed, shuffling around the house in her Crocs, clicking an imaginary mouse button, mumbling about Lime green heads, codes, trying to poke out her own eyes and then poking at mine.

My question is: Has any other husband found a successful way to detox your loved one from this addictive phenomenon? Is my family doomed to life with a shell of a woman? CAN THE MOUSE BE BEATEN? I WANT MY WIFE BACK!!!!!!!!

Let me know if anyone else has had any luck ... We are getting desperate

 

[PaMom001]

No known cure has yet to be found. I'm sorry for your loss.

 

[mouseketeer_mom]

Turn on your sarcasm receptors...

I am proud (gulp) husband of a DIS addict. My wife has spent many, many hours cruising the DIS boards in prep for our next trip (Jan. 28, 2007 at Poly Conceirge). In fact sometimes I come home to find her glaze eyed, shuffling around the house in her Crocs, clicking an imaginary mouse button, mumbling about Lime green heads, codes, trying to poke out her own eyes and then poking at mine.

My question is: Has any other husband found a successful way to detox your loved one from this addictive phenomenon? Is my family doomed to life with a shell of a woman? CAN THE MOUSE BE BEATEN? I WANT MY WIFE BACK!!!!!!!!

Let me know if anyone else has had any luck ... We are getting desperate

My DH would probably love to join your little support group but finds that his access to our computer is significantly diminished

Take heart though, she has a reservation at the Poly Conceirge detox program on January 28th!

 

[Lucky82061]

You can't beat it... Join it... must.. DIS... must... DIS....

 

[mickey mouse lover]

So sorry to hear of your loss.

She's here with me and the rest of these dis wives in la la land.

 

[MomofCKJ]

If you find the cure let my DH know, he's been wondering for a while now too!

It is just much easier,and more fun, if you drink the Kool Aid and come over to the DIS side with all us crazies!

Allyson

 

[luvsmickeymouse]

The Mouse Rules!

No husband here, it's my kids telling me that I have never grown up! Maybe they are right!

Just remember that it all started with a mouse!

 

[maddhatir]

This is not a cure- but I talked my DH into getting me a laptop- if he is watching TV- at least I can plop my butt next to him and DIS! I dont have to be in another room!

I will soon be DIS MOBILE!!!!

 

[praichel]

And you're all in love with that damn pirate ...

 

[maddhatir]

And you're all in love with that damn pirate ...

Obsessed is more like it....... ...but there is NO cure for that! (nor do any of us girls want a cure!)

 

[nextidiot]

That's just freakin' funny, praichel. I cracked up when I read the title of this thread because I could guess what was coming. It seems men are outnumbered about 10 to 1 on this site. I only wish my DW was as addicted to this site as I am.

The addiction will not end after your trip either. My last trip was in 2004 and I've been planning my next trip ever since.

I haven't been to Home Depot yet to pick up my LGMH but, rest assured, I will before my next trip.

 

[thebecka]

LMAO

 

[allaboutmm]

Ha Ha Ha ........like my DH, who was not a big WDW fan- thought it was for just kids, and couldn't believe that I would belong to a "on-line chat group"...ha ha ha.. .well, after belonging to the DIS boards for a few years, going to WDW 3 times in the past four years, wearing my LGMH with pride, and going to a DIS meet ( which he came along!Ha ha ha ), he now has a DIS signature and belongs to the boards . So if you ever see Grumpytoo post, have a little chuckle and know the DIS boards "lime green hole" has sucked him in, and there no turning back! !

 

[steffali]

And you're all in love with that damn pirate ...

Because what's not to LOVE ???????

 

[luvsmickeymouse]

And you're all in love with that damn pirate ...

Oh, we certainly are, he is hot!

 

[steffali]

Turn on your sarcasm receptors...

I am proud (gulp) husband of a DIS addict. My wife has spent many, many hours cruising the DIS boards in prep for our next trip (Jan. 28, 2007 at Poly Conceirge). In fact sometimes I come home to find her glaze eyed, shuffling around the house in her Crocs, clicking an imaginary mouse button, mumbling about Lime green heads, codes, trying to poke out her own eyes and then poking at mine.

My question is: Has any other husband found a successful way to detox your loved one from this addictive phenomenon? Is my family doomed to life with a shell of a woman? CAN THE MOUSE BE BEATEN? I WANT MY WIFE BACK!!!!!!!!

Let me know if anyone else has had any luck ... We are getting desperate

Relax I am sure that your wife just wants to make sure that the trip is perfect and that she has all of the right goodies.....CROCS, Bagallini,LGMH

 

[Grumpy_Disney_Dad]

Unfortunately there is no cure, your best hope of having contact with your wife again is to duct tape a lap top to your chest and dress as Jack Sparrow.

 

[T-i-double-g-err]

My question is: Has any other husband found a successful way to detox your loved one from this addictive phenomenon? Is my family doomed to life with a shell of a woman? CAN THE MOUSE BE BEATEN? I WANT MY WIFE BACK!!!!!!!!

Let me know if anyone else has had any luck ... We are getting desperate

Actually, we're reversed in our household. DW chalks up my addiction to a mid-life crisis thing...Of course, she's quick to point out that if so it could definitely be worse then a WDW fascination.

Our solution is that I've dragged her in to the point that between 1/3 and 1/2 the time she's the one posting under my login. I still haven't convinced her that she needs a login of her very own...If you subscribe to our approach, just kick back and let yourself get sucked into the cult of the Mouse...

 

[praichel]

I will continue the fight, fending off the spell of the mouse. I cannot believe that all you people allow yourselves to be sucked in.

As for the pirate love, how many of you women would allow your husbands/men oogle Scarlett Johansen the way you all desire Johnny Depp? Not many I am sure. And my wife is one of you ... I hate double standards.

 

[mouseketeer_mom]

I will continue the fight, fending off the spell of the mouse. I cannot believe that all you people allow yourselves to be sucked in.

As for the pirate love, how many of you women would allow your husbands/men oogle Scarlett Johansen the way you all desire Johnny Depp? Not many I am sure. And my wife is one of you ... I hate double standards.

No double standard in my house! When my DH asked how much time he and the boys would be stuck doing princess stuff for my DD on our upcoming trip, I responded that it would be less time than it would take for him to become bored with Ariel and Jasmines costumes

And, I know this is unpopular but Johnny Depp does nothing for me. But, why, oh why did they have to cancel the Tarzan show before I got to see it live! I suppose I'll just live with the pics I have