Thanks for the nice comments, everyone. And YES, totally my goof to not include a joke about the grey bands/lack of purple bands. Damn. Next time.
I actually sat here and SANG along to the whole thing! LOL Brilliant!
This post gets the award for Post of the Year and is the frontrunner for Post of the Decade.
Fortunately, the canned corn people post was from 2001.![]()