Disney's response to MB threads (with apologies to Howard Ashman)

[roomthreeseventeen]

My dear DISboards fans, it is with deepest fear
and greatest anxiety that we welcome you today.
And now we invite you to wake up at 6AM, let us pull up your reservation
as the Walt Disney World Resort proudly presents -
your vacation!

Be our test! Be our test!
Magic Bands will make you stressed
Strap this bracelet 'round your wrist, my dear,
And we mess up the rest.
FP+,
ADR,
Be Our Guest, it has a bar?
Try the Dole Whip
while youre queuing
while reserving Wishes viewing.
Mickey talks! Theres Gaston!
Will that Hat ever be gone?
Though construction here is frustrating at best,
Go on, take out your Amex,
Glow those ears and then youll
Be our test
Oui, our test
Be our test!

Soarin high
Rock n roll
Marvel at our crowd control
Do prepare and say a prayer
it's cooler than the ozone hole,
Take a boat
Take a bus
Stay off site, that's fine with us
If you're flying by a red-eye
You can soon become a Jedi
Lovin bugs! Crocs and snakes!
Please don't swim in any lakes
And from AoA straight up to BLT
You'll see our pixie dust
If, like, as we've discussed
You'll be our test,
(We've confessed
There are things to be addressed!)
Be our test! Be our test! Be our test!

DHS is crazy
Since your husband's kind of lazy
And your bus pulled in a quarter after ten
Ah, those good old days when it was empty
Suddenly, those good old days... were when?
Ten years, you weren't worried
Now you're only feeling hurried
Now you're mystified, adjusting all your plans
Most nights you just watch Illuminations
Open up this doorway
And you're drinking around Norway

Be our test! Be our test!
Just ignore that Disney Quest!
It's been years since Pleasure Island closed it's gates
And we're distressed
Meet the dwarves in the mine,
And you'll get to skip the line
You don't have to be a scholar
Let us help you spend your dollar

Day by day, night by night,
That parade, electric light!
Then go back to your resort and be impressed!
It's all just trial and error
Ride the Tower of Terror!
Be our test!
Be our test!
Be our test!
Please, be our test!

 

[rebbyparker]

Very nice.

 

[RedHeadedFairy]

OMG, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Well done!

 

[BuzzBelleMom]

 

[matthewhavens]

Love it!!!!!!!!!

 

[OnceUponATime15]

Love this! I actually may have sung the entire thing! lol

Brilliant... Bravo!

 

[WuvEeyore]

 

[LucyBC80]

Can't you just see Meg Crofton as the french maid?

 

[Kelleigh710]

I just peed my pants laughing!

 

[Swissdog2010]

A Healthcare.gov version soon to follow?

 

[DougEMG]

Excellent

 

[My3Princez]

Love. Just love!

 

[BayouMickey]

Brilliant! only thing missing is purple MB's

 

[FLchick415]

I actually sat here and SANG along to the whole thing! LOL Brilliant!

 

[AuroraRora]

Crying with laughter in Epcot right now

 

[yankeesgirl63]

That's hysterical! Thanks for posting and for a good laugh!!

Melissa

 

[justcin711]

Love this!

 

[disneyquilter]

*APPLAUSE* Freaking brilliant!!!! I love it!!!

 

[jiminyfan]

Kudos x 3

 

[Chime]

That's fantastic. Thank you!