Disney's 5th Gate Confirmed (not really)

[jtwibih]

http://www.theonion.com/article/disney-world-opens-new-ordeal-kingdom-family-meltd-52230

I have tears in my eyes from laughing at this.

 

[davper]

Looking at some of the patrons at WDW the last time I went, I think they already built it.

 

[Eoghann]

"the 350-acre property reportedly incorporates many of the most aggravating elements of Disney’s other parks and expands them into a creative and fully immersive world of irritation, which is said to include the longest lines in the entire resort, a convoluted layout that is only depicted in indecipherable cartoon maps that are not to scale, and 150 percent higher prices."

The Onion rarely misses it's target. It's funny and so true.

 

[Clifton Tesh]

Sounds like Carowinds...

 

[jtwibih]

"the 350-acre property reportedly incorporates many of the most aggravating elements of Disney’s other parks and expands them into a creative and fully immersive world of irritation, which is said to include the longest lines in the entire resort, a convoluted layout that is only depicted in indecipherable cartoon maps that are not to scale, and 150 percent higher prices."

The Onion rarely misses it's target. It's funny and so true.

That was my favorite quote as well.

 

[lockedoutlogic]

This is more legitimate than any "rumor" I've ever read on any of the Disney fan boards

 

[whiporee]

Seems like it will fit right in!!!

http://www.theonion.com/article/disney-world-opens-new-ordeal-kingdom-family-meltd-52230