Disney Wonder Sept 3-7, 2006 Part 2

[lunamum]

Okay, maybe I will . . .
Unless somebody beats me to the big 5-0-0-0!

Oh shoot, that was only to 4900 (wasn't paying attention to the silly second digit)?!
Are you kidding me?
I give up, I'm going to bed. Good night all.

goodnight!

 

[LCTsMom]

I think that the sight of me climbing out of a mini would be the equivalent of those circus clowns that cram themselves in those teeny tiny cars... kind of like, how the heck did she fit in there?

You are killing me, stop!

 

[LCTsMom]

I guess I'm the only Bozo here right now. I was here the whole time...sitting next to the computer watching the movie "Blow" with Johnny Depp. I'd never seen it, it was good. Any Johnny Depp is good, even with really bad hair and an old man look to him. Still Johnny.

Sounds like you had fun here tonight. Loved the knock knock jokes!

I'm going to sign off and go to bed. Logan traded shifts so I don't have to wake up at 6:30, you have no idea how happy that makes me feel.

I can't wait to hear who won the auction for the Tevas! I am debating on getting a pair myself...in the XL kayak size.

Good night / Good Morning

Catch you all later!

 

[mom_of_2_princesses]

2,000+ hits are over at the Sept. 4-8, 2005 Wonder cruise thread. Have hope ladies, our thread will be large like that eventually. Even if we have to do it by ourselves! Insert evil laugh here!

That is pretty funny.

 

[mom_of_2_princesses]

Good morning!!!!!!!
We are on our way to 2,000 hits!!.WE can do it!!

that's even funnier I wonder what the largest thread count for a 4-nighter has been.

 

[mom_of_2_princesses]

I seem to post last because I am on the west. How about first one to post after 12:00 is a rotten egg for the day I am such a child.

 

[mom_of_2_princesses]

This one is funny: I think at least


Funny Jokes - Technology At The Supermarket

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the
produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and
the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and inhale the scent of
fresh butter fat.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with
the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

So far I have been afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle : (

 

[taeja71]

speaking of spending money on disney stuff.....

Disney World: a people trap operated by a mouse

 

[taeja71]

No, wait, I've got one more!
(Just found out what you meant by a 40 second rule! )

don't you hate that!

 

[taeja71]

This one is funny: I think at least


Funny Jokes - Technology At The Supermarket

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the
produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and
the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and inhale the scent of
fresh butter fat.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with
the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

So far I have been afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle : (

 

[taeja71]

hello, any one here?

 

[taeja71]

surfing before church.....

 

[taeja71]

 

[taeja71]

found this little tid bit about the jungle cruise ride:

While in line:

Those of you adventurers entering the world-famous Jungle Cruise, please notice there are two lines, one on the right and the other on the left. If you'd like to keep your family together, please stay in the same line. However, if there is someone in your family you'd like to get rid of, just put them in the opposite line and you'll never see them again.

Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. Would the party that lost the roll of 50 $20.00 bills, wrapped in a red rubber band, please report to the turnstile ... we have good news for you. We found your rubber band.

To speed things up, we ask that you tell the loaders -- the men who will be helping you into the boats -- how many there are in your party. For instance, if there are four people in your party, say "Hi, Mr. Smiling Boat Loader, there are four people in my party..." and he will save you four seats. If there are eight people in your party, say " Hi, Mr. Smiling Boat Loader, there are eight people in my party..." and he will save you four seats.

Those of you who have just entered the Jungle Cruise are probably resigned to the fact that, being at the end of the line, you have a long wait. Well, we aim to please here at the world-famous Jungle Cruise. So, on the count of three, I want everyone to turn around. One ... Two ... Three. There- those at the back of the line are now at the front. Doesn't that make you feel better?

Your attention, please. We do not allow cutting in line here at the world-famous Jungle Cruise. Anyone caught with a pair of scissors will be asked to leave.

There are 87 varieties of poisonous snakes on the North American continent. We at the Jungle Cruise are proud of the fact that we have 82 of these varieties in the wooden rafters directly over your heads. Fear not, though, they will NOT attack a moving target, so please try to keep the line moving. If the line won't move, simply run in place.

Today only, ladies and gentlemen, we will be allowing veterans to board the world-famous Jungle Cruise without waiting... veterans of the Civil War, that is, in full dress uniforms, accompanied by their great grand parents and their horse. Everyone else will have to wait in line.

Some of our scouts here at the world-famous Jungle Cruise claim they have spotted tigers in the waiting area the last couple of days. But we know that's ridiculous. After all, tigers are striped, not spotted.

We have some pretty smart animals back in the jungle. Take monkeys, for example. You ask them to name one of their relatives, and they go ape. And snakes, they're pretty clever too. Ask them what the 19th letter of the alphabet is and they'll say S-S-S-S-S. Tigers are known for their intelligence, but you can't trust them. Yeah, you never know when they might be a lyin' (lion). But I think rhinoceroses are by far the smartest animals in the jungle. Just last week, I asked what four minus four is, and he said nothing.

Adventurers and adventurettes, horseplay is not allowed while waiting to board the world-famous Jungle Cruise. If you want to play with your horse, you'll have to do it elsewhere. We do, however, allow you to monkey around in line just as long as you don't go bananas.

It's a four-hour wait from there. Have you been upstairs yet?

 

[taeja71]

(in referance to your last post) Unloading: Two of the world's largest pygmies will assist you from the boat.

Please take your kids by the hand and watch your step.

You will be helped off the boat by two of the black footed albino pigmies over on the dock. These guys weigh over 500 pounds and can jump OVER TWENTY FEET!

OK rise like bread folks, no loafing around. I know my jokes are stale and crumby, and I'm sure I could do butter but its the yeast I can do on the sourdough I make here. I think I get my rye sense of humor from my dad. It's no wonder. He's Danish. I was born under a croissant moon and I used to be the toast of the town, until one day I just got spread too thin. Hey, where are you going, I'm on a roll! Oh well I guess you have to jam. OK, everybody stand up please.

Those of you on the dock side will be helped out by the front, those of you on the water side should turn around and you'll be helped out by the rear... of the boat that is. This is adventureland, not fantasyland!

The jungle cruise has been brought to you today by the hippo farmers of America. Hippo: The other-other white meat.

When I count to three, everybody stand... the last one standing is a baby hippo. Ready? One... two... four! Look at all the baby hippos!

Do stand up... off your seats, on your feets. All right... if you don't stand, you'll have to go again! I knew that would get you up. Look down and watch your step as you exit. If you feel faint, don't hesitate to throw your arms around the necks of the unloaders... that's ladies only, please!

If you feel your feet getting wet as you leave the boat, you've probably gone out the wrong side. Don't fall in the water as you leave... we'll have to charge you extra.

Well folks, I hope you all enjoyed your trip around the jungle. I had such a good time- I'm going to go again! (low voice)... and again, and again, and again...

Bye now.. come back and see me again when you have the courage... and enjoy the rest of your stay in the Magic Kingdom. Aren't you going to say good-bye, after all we've been through together?

Please be sure to tell your friends how much you enjoyed the Jungle Cruise... it helps keeps the lines down. Please don't go out the window- you'll get a window pane. That would be a shuttering experience. It would be enough to make a venetian blind.

Please exit the boat the same way you entered... pushing and shoving.

Watch your step, and please don't step on small children indiscriminately. Pick the one you want and make sure you get him!"

If the unloaders grab you on the elbow or wrist as you pass, that's their way of saying they love you. You can repay them by stomping on their foot or kicking them in the shin. Of all the groups I've taken on this ride, you're the most ... recent.

If you want to see me later, you can catch me at the Comedy Club at Pleasure Island. I'll be the one in the restroom handing out mints and washing the combs in that blue water.

We hope you enjoy the rest of your day here in this magic and enchanting land that we call ... work. If you would like to see me on the David Letterman Show next month... please write him a letter and tell him you would like to see me there!

Back to Imagination Portal

 

[taeja71]

I gotta leave again!!!

I won't be home all day. So, please don't leave the thread frozen. Take it away ya'll. I wanna see a lot more posts by the time I get home some time before tomorrow..!!!

there, see, I'm already celebrating!

 

[zweihund]

I guess I'm the only Bozo here right now. I was here the whole time...sitting next to the computer watching the movie "Blow" with Johnny Depp. I'd never seen it, it was good. Any Johnny Depp is good, even with really bad hair and an old man look to him. Still Johnny.

Sounds like you had fun here tonight. Loved the knock knock jokes!

I'm going to sign off and go to bed. Logan traded shifts so I don't have to wake up at 6:30, you have no idea how happy that makes me feel.

I can't wait to hear who won the auction for the Tevas! I am debating on getting a pair myself...in the XL kayak size.

Good night / Good Morning

Catch you all later!

Well, I won at $26. I checked Teva's shipping costs, and they are $2 higher than the auction shipping, so I am figuring between that and my husband's shoes I saved $48. That is my story and I'm sticking to it.
They are so cute though! Can't wait until they arrive.

I saw Blow - great movie, but it made me soooooo sad.

And hey, you pool people - remember that you are always your own worst critic and no one else cares what you think you look like in a bathing suit. We're all there to have fun! I say just fine something you feel the most comfortable in, take a deep breath, and resolve to have fun and not let nagging little thoughts creep into your mind. It's Disney!

Ok, I have to catch up now. I've got my laptop and my giant mug of tea, and the house is all quiet - "all of the boys" (DH and the dogs) are sleeping peacefully and I am enjoying the stillness of the living room at this hour. Ah, the simple pleasures.

 

[zweihund]

found this little tid bit about the jungle cruise ride:

While in line:

Those of you adventurers entering the world-famous Jungle Cruise, please notice there are two lines, one on the right and the other on the left. If you'd like to keep your family together, please stay in the same line. However, if there is someone in your family you'd like to get rid of, just put them in the opposite line and you'll never see them again.

Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. Would the party that lost the roll of 50 $20.00 bills, wrapped in a red rubber band, please report to the turnstile ... we have good news for you. We found your rubber band.

To speed things up, we ask that you tell the loaders -- the men who will be helping you into the boats -- how many there are in your party. For instance, if there are four people in your party, say "Hi, Mr. Smiling Boat Loader, there are four people in my party..." and he will save you four seats. If there are eight people in your party, say " Hi, Mr. Smiling Boat Loader, there are eight people in my party..." and he will save you four seats.

Those of you who have just entered the Jungle Cruise are probably resigned to the fact that, being at the end of the line, you have a long wait. Well, we aim to please here at the world-famous Jungle Cruise. So, on the count of three, I want everyone to turn around. One ... Two ... Three. There- those at the back of the line are now at the front. Doesn't that make you feel better?

Your attention, please. We do not allow cutting in line here at the world-famous Jungle Cruise. Anyone caught with a pair of scissors will be asked to leave.

There are 87 varieties of poisonous snakes on the North American continent. We at the Jungle Cruise are proud of the fact that we have 82 of these varieties in the wooden rafters directly over your heads. Fear not, though, they will NOT attack a moving target, so please try to keep the line moving. If the line won't move, simply run in place.

Today only, ladies and gentlemen, we will be allowing veterans to board the world-famous Jungle Cruise without waiting... veterans of the Civil War, that is, in full dress uniforms, accompanied by their great grand parents and their horse. Everyone else will have to wait in line.

Some of our scouts here at the world-famous Jungle Cruise claim they have spotted tigers in the waiting area the last couple of days. But we know that's ridiculous. After all, tigers are striped, not spotted.

We have some pretty smart animals back in the jungle. Take monkeys, for example. You ask them to name one of their relatives, and they go ape. And snakes, they're pretty clever too. Ask them what the 19th letter of the alphabet is and they'll say S-S-S-S-S. Tigers are known for their intelligence, but you can't trust them. Yeah, you never know when they might be a lyin' (lion). But I think rhinoceroses are by far the smartest animals in the jungle. Just last week, I asked what four minus four is, and he said nothing.

Adventurers and adventurettes, horseplay is not allowed while waiting to board the world-famous Jungle Cruise. If you want to play with your horse, you'll have to do it elsewhere. We do, however, allow you to monkey around in line just as long as you don't go bananas.

It's a four-hour wait from there. Have you been upstairs yet?

The voice over on that ride is my friend Danno! I was standing in the line once and I heard his voice, so I started looking around for him......later he informed me that he had been hired by Disney, and given a script to read but had no idea what it was for.

 

[zweihund]

hello, any one here?

Oh, I just missed you taeja! I was catching up.

Now I'm all alone. *sigh*

 

[Piecey]

I'm here