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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were
talking over a picnic lunch.
Hercules says "You know, everyone says I am the strongest
mortal on the earth, but I don't know how to prove it.
That bothers me a lot."
Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the
fairest, but how can I be sure?"
Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the
ugliest!"
Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've
got the answer. Let's pray about this and ask God to tell
us the truth."
Hercules says "Great. Let's meet tomorrow and tell our
tales."
The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules
says, "I talked to God, and He says that I am truly the
strongest."
Snow White says, "As did I, and I am truly the fairest."
Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the table and
says, "Who the heck is Janet Reno?"
talking over a picnic lunch.
Hercules says "You know, everyone says I am the strongest
mortal on the earth, but I don't know how to prove it.
That bothers me a lot."
Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the
fairest, but how can I be sure?"
Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the
ugliest!"
Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've
got the answer. Let's pray about this and ask God to tell
us the truth."
Hercules says "Great. Let's meet tomorrow and tell our
tales."
The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules
says, "I talked to God, and He says that I am truly the
strongest."
Snow White says, "As did I, and I am truly the fairest."
Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the table and
says, "Who the heck is Janet Reno?"
