dcentity2000
<font color=red>Simba Cub<br><font color=green>Is
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"Well hi there everybody!"Oo-key, time-a fur a reeeellly lete-a trip repurt, unuzeer oone-a tu juin zee messes thet reside-a here-a unreed...
EEN BORK!
I'm 18. Zee foorzeest I'd ifer trefelled frum my hume-a - until tvu munths egu thet is - hed beee joost under three-a hoondred miles evey. I'd oonly ifer set fuut inseede-a un eurcrefft oonce-a und ifee zeen it hed remeined furmly oon zee gruoond - it ves perked in a mooseoom. Su vhee my gurlffriend decided thet ve-a vere-a tu gu oon hulidey tugezeer (und vhu ergooes vit zeeur gurlffriend oon sooch un issooe-a?!) I cuoold oonly nud my heed. Vhet sterted ooffff es hupping oofer zee Inglish Chunnel tu Peris qooickly beceme-a Milun und zeen Rume-a itselff - ifentooelly ell this ves re-a-vrittee tu spell 'Oorlundu Flurida'. Yoorp.
Sumehoo - I'm nut soore-a hoo yet - I let ell this heppee. My brein shoot doon und pleced a soobruootine-a ooff nudding et ifery menshun ooff Flurida elung vit zee ooccesiunel 'Yes huney'. Tu be-a hunest, I ves scered stiffff - I'd nefer beee oooot ooff my tiny hume-a cuoontry! Zee vurld ves a fureign lund tu me-a, und it ves ell I cuoold du nut tu screem und roon fur deer liffe-a.
Oon zee thurd ooff September I ves roodely evekened by my elerm cluck und boondled intu a veiteeng cer beffure-a my brein hed ifee hed time-a tu soopply zee coostumery 'Yes huney' - es yuoo cun gooess, it cumes es qooite-a a shuck tu gu frum fest esleep tu Lundun Getvick Interneshunel Eurpurt vithuoot ixperienceeng zee intermedeeete-a stege-a cummunly knoon es 'veking up' - this oonly edded tu my terrur und soobseqooent spete-a ooff eppellingly bed hoomuoor (vhet du yuoo get iff yuoo cruss a gureffffe-a vit a hedgehug? a reelly big tuuthbroosh!). Furtoonetely sume-a cumffurt ves tu be-a hed - I ves reessoored es tu my stetoos ooff 'buyffriend' vhee minootes leter I ves cerrying ell zee begs.
By zee time-a I hed vukee up cumpletely ve-a vere-a guing thruoogh a series ooff metel detecturs - I felt et this puint zee beginneengs ooff a sentence-a like-a 'Guud thing I poot zee svurd in my bed' oor 'meybe-a I shuoold hefe-a lefft zee bezuuka et hume-a' furming in my thruet und muneged tu bite-a zeem doon - my gurlffriend didn't luuk like-a zee oonly oone-a vhu vuooldn't eppreciete-a my Gudevffool sense-a ooff 'hoomuoor'.
Ifentooelly ve-a vere-a oon zee plune-a und in dooe-a cuoorse-a I ves hefing fiseeuns ooff creshing intu Muoont Itna et a kejilleeun miles per huoor vit nerry a chunce-a ooff lifeeng tu see-a 19. Furtoonetely zee plune-a didn't gu thet fest su I soommerised thet I ves seffe-a, und settled doon tu vetch a mufie-a. Oor three-a. Zeey hed tu prise-a me-a frum zee seet vit croobers vhee ve-a lunded - Findeeng Nemu ves oon, Guddemmit!
Stepping oooot intu zee Flurideeun heet ves like-a being duoosed in verm veter - it ves intuxeeceteeng. Zee eur seemed relexed, und ell thuooghts ooff epprehensiun steemed evey - until I cooght sight ooff thuse-a demn metel detecturs. I'm still cunfinced thet zeey vere-a joost a vey ooff cullecting biulugeecel deta frum oooor cumpliunt hoomun budies su zee eliens cuoold infede-a joost thet bit smuuzeer - oor sumething. Unyvey I gut thruoogh ell ooff zeese-a vithuoot cuntrecting cuncer und finelly imerged intu zee ierly ifening soonlight tu veit fur oooor trunspurteshun tu Interneshunel Drife-a. Zee veit ves fery interesteeng indeed - nu, veit, vhet's zee oozeer vurd? Eh yes. Tediuoos.
Oooor furst night tugezeer in Flurida vent es plunned - vit zee fure-a elerm guing ooffff. Did I cere-a? NO! I ves in Emerica und sooddenly peuple-a vere-a being NICE tu me-a - sooch a difffference-a frum zee Inglish greeting ooff 'Vhet yer luuukin' et? I'll efe-a yer!' und by zee end ooff this sentence-a it ves time-a tu rise-a und shine-a - Megic Kingdum ves oved a fiseet!
Vurds cunnut ixpress hoo, effter sooch epprehensiun, zee Megic Kingdum felt like-a - my senses vere-a being rooured, heppiness ves zee noo vurld oorder - it ves gluriuoos! Ve-a set ooffff doon zee rued eheed ooff us hund in hund, smiles effffixed oon oooor feces - it ves, fur vunt ooff a better vurd, megicel! Tumurroolund prufided a suphisteeceted feel thet I hed lufed ell my liffe-a, und zee feriuoos rides ell felt fooll ooff imegeeneshun und foon - Splesh Muoontein ves greet vhilst zee Joongle-a Crooise-a ves a loogh! Zee Eliee Incuoonter I lufed, elthuoogh my gff reffoosed puint blunk tu gu oon it - I still feel bed ebuoot leefing her, ifee iff it ves oonly fur 10 minootes, elthuoogh I cun't sey I regret ixperienceeng it! SCERY!!!
Ipcut ves zee next perk tu be-a fiseeted, und fur sume-a unffethumeble-a reesun this perk beceme-a my fefuoorite-a - elthuoogh I prefferred Megic Kingdum (thet duesn't meke-a uny sense-a, I knoo!) - zee leid beck vunder ooff zee plece-a joost clicked vit me-a. Zee soobtle-a perk moosic ves relexing und zee mudern fee-a pleesing tu sey zee leest. Ice-a Steshun Cuul ves a bit dooll, ifee iff zee ineeteeel blest ooff ice-a scered zee lifeeng deylights ooootta me-a! Zee figment ride-a ves greet, zee Huney I Shroonk Zee Oodience-a shoo stoonning - zee Vurld Shoocese-a ves mesmeriseeng, elthuoogh it is feur tu sey nut fery emoosing - it is oone-a tu relex in. Zee fuud ves guud in this perk und zee centrepiece-a - zee giunt 'gulff bell' - instuntly recugniseble-a und setisffyeeng(oodd vurd?!); zee ride-a inseede-a ves coote-a tuu. Illoomineshuns here-a ves, in my oopineeun, better thun zee Megic Kingdum furoourks - zee shoo ves spectecooler!
SeeVurld ves up next und this perk ves oone-a fur a qooiet dey oooot - zee unimels mede-a it ell vurt a fiseet, elthuoogh Krekee ves a munster by uny persun's stunderds! Juoorney Tu Etluntis vesn't es vell designed es Splesh Muoontein - boot it ves certeinly vilder! Oone-a cumpleint thuoogh - ell ooff zee treiners thuooght thet it ves incredeebly foonny tu teech zee killer vheles tu splesh ell ooff zee oodience-a members thruooghuoot feriuoos perts ooff zee shoo...
Unifersel Stoodius ves a strunge-a plece-a tu fiseet - zee rides vere-a guud, zee leyuoot imegeeneteefe-a und zee shoos foon - yet it lecked zee seme-a cherm thet Disney pussessed. Trooe-a, zee Tvister und Ierthqooeke-a rides vere-a besicelly unmisseble-a, Terminetu a struke-a ooff genioos und I'd deffineetely gu egein, iff oonly tu see-a zee Ghustboosters shoo, boot I vuooldn't be-a in su mooch ooff a roosh
Disney's Unimel Kingdum ves suun peid a fiseet. Noo, this oonly prufes thet oone-a shuoold luuk vhere-a oone-a is guing und NOT filmeeng ell zee time-a like-a sume-a gevping tuoorist: I elmust tripped oofer a telking tree-a. Hmm. Oon cluser inspecshun zee tree-a eccoosed me-a ooff being 'Mr. Spielberg' und boombled oofer tu my gurlffriend, vhere-a zee tvu ooff zeem engeged in un interesteeng cunferseshun oofer vhu shuoold be-a in zee shut. Oodd. Oobfiuoosly zee plune-a hed creshed und Gud ves joost hefing a loogh vit me-a. This sooddee cunficshun pleced a shrood smile-a oon my fece-a (vhy? I dun't bluumin' knoo!) vhich ves suun viped cleun ooffff vhee a pessing tree-a run oofer my fuut. Eh vell.
Unyvey, zee perk ves emezing, fooll ooff unimels, un emezing set piece-a (Zee Vurld Tree-a, foon rides und shoos - I lufe-a this plece-a! Zee Vurld Tree-a is a trioomph ooff hoomun design und zee Kileemunjeru Sefferi a greet vey tu ectooelly leern sumething. This ves, I soospect, zee best perk tu iet in.
MGM stoodius ves greet foon tuu - Funtesmic! ves, es fer es I ves cuncerned, zee feezeer in Disney's cep - it ves oonly a pity thet ve-a recurded oofer it leter oon in zee trip. Zee mooppet shoo ves a riut und zee generel perk leyuoot ves jully und lighzeeerted, su nu cumpleints here-a - ixcept meybe-a meke-a a foo mure-a rides vit imphesis oon zee mure-a femuoos films? Liun King ride-a unybudy?
Zee lest dey in Disney ves spent guing iferyvhere-a in oone-a dey und thet ves a tesk in itselff - ve-a certeinly missed oooot eruoond helff ooff Unimel Kingdum, ifee iff ve-a did trip oofer a telking tresh cun this time-a (a pettern ves sterting tu imerge-a - I predict a telking kitchee sink next time-a). Ve-a muneged it thuoogh beffure-a lung it ves ell oofer - time-a tu gu hume-a.
Ve-a lufed oooor fiseet tu Disney, ifee iff this repurt didn't shoo it enuoogh. I vuoold gledly hefe-a vrittee mure-a, boot I reelise-a thet peuple-a hefe-a mure-a pressing things tu du thun reed vhet I vrite-a... ixcept fur yuoo, ooff cuoorse-a.
Teke-a it iesy
Rich::
