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this is lifted from www.theonion.com thought you would enjoy.

Disney Still Throwing Word 'Classic'
Around Like So Much Confetti
HOLLYWOOD, CA— The Walt Disney
Company referred to an obscure,
unacclaimed 1944 film as a "classic" prior
to its home-video release Tuesday, once
again treating the word as tinsel which
may be draped arbitrarily upon any random
object. "No home-video library is complete
without the timeless Disney classic Mairzy
Doats," a TV commercial for the reissue
said. "These four unforgettable animated
vignettes, hosted by Mickey Rooney and
Judy Garland, are now available for a new
generation to treasure—you know, much
like previous generations have done." The
45-minute video joins such previous
Disney "classics" as Melody Time, Fun &
Fancy Free, Make Mine Music, and
Tarzan.
 















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