"We were at Disney/US Oct 5-12."
YAY!
"We were there on very crowded days so I don't know if the workers were a little taxed but I was not impressed with their behavior."
We were mad because you were at the park.
"On The Mummy the attendant wouldn't even answer my question, she turned away from me and refused to acknowledge me at all."
How could she not hear you, it's not like the park is that loud on packed days.
"She was grabbing people's backpack's and bags and rudely telling people that they had to put them in a locker."
So... they were doing there job, and you have a problem with that? Also saying "will pretty please put your back in a locker with a cherry on top" works for so long
"When we tried to put our bag in a locker we found out that the lockers were sold out."
Kinda like Disney... on no they are SELL outs, not sold out.
"I tried to ask if we could do a bag swap, much like a child swap. I was told that there was no way the lockers could be sold out, and then she turned away and refused to acknowledge me from that point on."
**** her, moving on after dealing with your problem.
"At MIB we experienced the whole locker need as well, no big deal we figured out the system by then."
Well atleast your smarter then a monkey
"What makes me angry though is that nowhere was I told that US/IoA doesn't have a place to stow personal belongings on a ride, so you must locker it."
I am going to pitch this one to Universal, have a speil that says "Welcome to Universal Orlando Resort, ride the movies at Universal Studios or, live the adventure at Islands of Adventure, but make sure you put your bags in a locker."
"Well I am perfectly fine with that, but when we were charged $2 a ride to stow our backpack..."
Man, I guess that screen that says "first 2 hours FREE" is a lier.
"...because each line was over an hour long it got a little taxing."
We really need to put a stop to the IRS
"The attendant at Shrek was also rude with hustling people in as fast as she could."
On behalf of Universal I would like to say I am sorry that you were offended by "enter the chamber and pick up a pair of Oger-vision glasses"
"The next day we left the backpack and tried Mummy again, this time the person at the single rider line was rude."
I always thought mindless zombies were nice, pre-k teachers.
"Two girls who didn't speak English tried to get on the single rider line together. The attendant made a huge deal out of it and kicked them out of the ride altogether."
Because you are suppose to put a group of 2 in the singel line.
"She then calls on my daughter and myself to ride, and the seat that she placed my daughter in had two open seats."
And she didn't put you and your daughter in the same seats... hmmm I hope to god EXPRESS wasn't going in that side.
"The attendant could have easily put those two girls there. But instead she decided to make a federal case of it."
So that is why I was interviewed by the F.B.I at my lunch break
"And HHN- what a disaster! The crowds were unreal, every line was over 2 hours long."
Darn you weekends DARN YOU!!!!!
"There were so many drunk people it was unreal."
Ummm... looked pretty real to me.
"My daughter was burned with a cigarette in line, because there were no enforcements on not smoking in line."
Sorry, thats my bad... I forgot to fuel my chopper so I could see every singal smoker in the middle of the line.
"I tried to tend to my daughter and sent the boys off to go through another house."
Dear God, was the cigarette the one from 'Honey I Shrunk the Kids,' I mean, how bad could a cigarette hurt you.
"I told them I would meet them at the exit. After 12 workers sent me aimlessly around the park for two hours, I finally found out that the exit was near the entrance."
Could it be they sent you aimlessly, or the fact it's hard to figure your way around at night in a theme park with almost no lights with about 40,000.
"And the topper? When a security guard said to my 12 year old daughter "Hey a young one! I bet you still have your tonsils...Gives it that nice tickle feeling when I get it to the back of your throat!"
By security guard do you mean guy standing on a big truck with a skull hat and fake blood holding a mic, yeah, I like the new outfits too.
"Try explaining what that means to a 12 year old."
It was explained to me when I was 12, man, they are starting Sex ED at younger and younger ages.
Respectfully,
T-10X