[somber music]
Ladies and Gentlemen... Please welcome Mr. Al Pacino.
[applause]
PACINO: Good evening. I have the honor tonight of presenting our memorial award. Each year, we honor those that we have lost. To help me, the DIScademy has provided a big star... Timon!
[applause]
{offstage} PSSST... do it like Scarface.
PACINO: I'm not doing that.
{offstage} c'mon!
PACINO: Ok, fine. Say hello, to my little friend.
[laughter]
TIMON: Hello everyone. I'm very honored to be here. You should always remember those who have gone before us.. that's my motto.
[silence]
TIMON: That's your line.
PACINO: No.
TIMON: You have to... do I have to call HauntedMansionFan?
PACINO: Ok, ok... What's a motto?
TIMON: What's a motto with me is that we lost a dear friend this year.
PACINO: That is true. [choking up] Rhoda Dakota was a great friend to this board. She brought us all a sense of fun. When she announced her Top 20 position, we were thrilled, shocked, and maybe a little irritated. Nevertheless, her presence here will be missed.
[dramatic pause]
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