More jokes... more entries into our Mega-Disney vacation plan!
Disneyfalcon really made me laugh with:
This one from FirstTimeCaller in honor of Kenny the Pirate:
There was a Captain in charge of one of her majesties finest vessels. The seas being fraught with peril, he was often faced with doing battle with pirate ships that were hoping to plunder their ample booty.
Each time a pirate ship would appear, the Captain would call for his First Mate and send him down to his quarters to fetch his red shirt. After a particularly brutal battle in which the Captain once again emerged victorious, the curious First Mate asked why he always donned a red shirt before entering battle. Was it some sort of good luck charm? No, replied the Captain. He wore the red shirt so that if he should get shot in battle, the men would not see his bleeding and panic.
Well, one day an enormous pirate shipped appeared on the horizon. Then another. And still another. The First Mate ran up to the Captain and asked if he should go get his red shirt. The Captain nodded and then added: "While you're at it, you better fetch my brown pants too."
And another gem from Timothy the lurker:
Hillary Clinton was visiting a nursing home here this week on the
campaign and she asked a little lady sitting in a wheelchair in the hallway
"Do you know who I am?" and the little lady replied, "No, but if you'll ask
the nurse at the desk, she can tell you your name!"
Keep those entries coming (you'll have to look a few pages back for details on what you can win... well, what you'll have a 1 in 175 million chance to win and how to enter)