Dis-ers are helpful but...

[Micca]

Do you ever think that some of the questions posed here are just too mind boggling? i.e.,

I'm arriving at 4pm, will I have to pee?

Will I need salt on my steak at (fill in your restaurant here)

I'm allergic to terry cloth, any towel animal alternatives?

Are any of the french fries in the MK shorter than 1 inch?

Is there a "lights on" version of the dark rides?

I don't like hot tubs, do any resorts have a "tepid tub"?

Please add your difficult questions here. Just one more...

"My DDs are going through a growth spurt, is there a "Tall World After All"
ride? Answer: Yes. It's the same ride as Small World, but the boats flow through one storey lower.

 

[crazyforgoofy]

Very good. Let me think about it and get back to you.

 

[sweetspicy]

"I don't like country animals. Is there a City Bear Jamboree?"

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I don't have as much of a problem with questions about WDW as people who come here with questions about their every day life.

I'm going to Wendys. Should I Biggie size my meal?

Poll coming...what's your favorite kind of cheese?

I think my SO is cheating on me. Should I wait until after the big DIS secret project reveal to confront them on the issue in case it's something really cool?

 

[lazydazy8]

We have a large group for our next trip. It is difficult pleasing everyone, but here goes... My aunt's sister's mother-in-law's boyfriend's daughter is afraid of mice. Is there anywhere in the park we can go to avoid seeing anything Mickey or Minnie?

I'm not usually good at telling jokes, but there's my attempt at funny...

 

[Cinderella2004]

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I think my SO is cheating on me. Should I wait until after the big DIS secret project reveal to confront them on the issue in case it's something really cool?

 

[DisneyBlonde]

 

[lulugirl]

I love the medical questions...

"Dh fell out of a two story window, he hasn't moved in about an hour, do you think I should call 911"?

 

[lulugirl]

Oh another favorite of mine is when posters want to know if they should have another baby...seriously, you really can't decide that w/ out consulting the disboards?

 

[TDC Nala]

"How long is the boat ride to Universal from Disney??"

 

[Mumbling Jumba]

Will they refill my Universal studios free refill rug from 1999 at any WDW resort.

I don't like driving fast, do they have a slow version of Test Track.

Do you go upside down or do loop the loops on Spaceship earth.

Does England serve a Guinness version of the Dole Whip?

Is it true that crush now lives in the sunken hulk of the nautilus?

Where do they Serve tequila in the Magic Kingdom

 

[Laura]

I love the restaurants board: "What should I order at _____________?" OMG, you can't look at the menu and decide for yourself?

 

[Missy1961]

I love the medical questions...

"Dh fell out of a two story window, he hasn't moved in about an hour, do you think I should call 911"?

 

[CJBaby]

I love the medical questions...

"Dh fell out of a two story window, he hasn't moved in about an hour, do you think I should call 911"?

 

[Philagoofy]

I'm afraid of drops, do they have a Tower of Happiness, that goes up & just sits there?

I don't like ghosts, is there a Mansion ride that has more of a Martha Stewart touch to it?

 

[BethR]

"Dh fell out of a two story window, he hasn't moved in about an hour, do you think I should call 911"?

OMG lulugirl! You actually made me laugh out loud!
And I am STILL laughing.

"he hasn't moved in about an hour, do you think I should call 911"?

There are tears rolling down my cheeks!

 

[Allison]

I love the medical questions...

"Dh fell out of a two story window, he hasn't moved in about an hour, do you think I should call 911"?

Classic

 

[Allison]

I think my SO is cheating on me. Should I wait until after the big DIS secret project reveal to confront them on the issue in case it's something really cool?

Love this one too.

 

[Seahunt]

Do you think there will be any codes (or free dining) in January 2010?

 

[Missy1961]

How about "what will the weather be like on Oct. 26, 2008?".