
Lovely ain't he? LOL....
"Gaspode the Wonder Dog (pronounced 'Gas-pode') was named after the famous Gaspode. After encountering first Holy Wood then the magic around the Unseen University, Gaspode has developed the ability to think and talk. Which is ridiculous as everyone knows dogs can't talk."
"Woof bloody woof."
-- Gaspode the Wonder Dog (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
"Could have bin worse, mister. I could have said 'miaow'."
-- Our hero meets Gaspode the wonder dog (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
"He's in love," said Gaspode. "It's very tricky." "Yeah, I know how it is," said the cat sympathetically. "People throwing old boots and things at you."
-- (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
"Woof. In tones of low menace."
"There's nothin' wrong with bein' a son of a *****."
"I can explain it in Dog, but you only listen in Human."
"Did I hear things, or can that little dog speak?" said Dibbler. "He says he can't," said Victor. Dibbler hesitated. "Well," he said, "I suppose he should know."
Sorry!!! There are hundreds more... read Terry
Cya,
Gaspod
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