1) Anyone can order from the kid's menu and pay the kid's price if doing ALA CARTE and paying out of pocket.
2) We do this all the time, as our appetites are not that big any longer.
3) At buffets, AYCTE, dinner shows, you pay the price appropriate for your age.
4) I was told you would know you are getting older, when
. . . your memory gets shorter
. . . your hair turns gray (if you have any left)
. . . your appetite shrinks
. . . your great-grandchildren know more about your cell phone than you do
. . . your idea of an adventure is going to the Post Office
. . . your MTV actually played music
. . . your new socks make you happy
. . . your back goes out more than you do
. . . your wife has a twinkle in her eye, but it is the glare from the sun off her bifocals
. . . your bucket list expands to accommodate things you see on infomercials
. . . your thought of indulgence is eating Honey Nut Cheerios with whole milk
. . . your white wine spritzer is your best friend
. . . your radio plays songs and you don't know the title or the lyrics
. . . your Little Black Book only has names that end in M.D.
. . . your knees buckle, but your belt won't
. . . your alarm clock goes off on days you can sleep-in
. . . your wife not only thinks she knows more than you, but actually does
5) I suffer from all of the above, except I still think I know more than the wife. (My story and I am sticking to it, until she tells me differently.)