I think for revenge on Buzz and the stripper remark, I'll tell the dry cleaner's story. Ok, here goes.
One day, late in the afternoon he was busy running around and asked me to pick up his dry cleaning as a favor. I always make him do it, but it's right around the corner from our house so I thought I'd be nice and help him out.
So it was around 5:30 ish and the place was jam packed. A lady comes from the back and sees that I'm next so she asks if she can help me. I said, "Dry cleaning for Mills."
She says, "Oh for Buzz. I'll get that for you." He's a regular there.
I'm waiting and pretty soon she comes back out with his clothes and oh my. When he scooped all his clothes off the closet floor to take in the dry cleaners, he accidentally got a pair of his underwear in there too.
They had hung his underwear from clips on a hanger (like they do for pants) with the hole in the butt facing out so everyone could see it and to make things even worse, on the underwear they had put a big bright orange sticker that said, "SORRY! We were unable to get the stain out."
I was mortified!! His holey stained underwear for all the folks to see!! I could've killed him. I haven't picked up his dry cleaning since.
And Buzz was mad then-"Why did they even clean them? Wouldn 't they have known that was an accident? I never bring my underwear to the cleaners." Uh, well, you did so they gave it their best shot and apparently couldn't get them clean.

So embarrassing. All his clothes hanging there with his underwear.
